Gambling Quotes
- The page contains a collection of quotes related to gambling
- The quotes are attributed to various famous people like Jerry Lewis, Arthur Schopenhauer, Bernie Sanders, and Neil Gaiman
- Many of the quotes discuss gambling in casinos or with cards/dice and the risks and allure of gambling
- A few quotes reference stock market investing or cryptocurrency and compare it to gambling
- One quote suggests banking should avoid reckless gambling and focus on providing affordable loans
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“Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them” — Jerry Lewis

“Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another’s money. Idiots!” — Arthur Schopenhauer

“God does not play dice, bankers do” — Greg Curtis

“Banking should be about providing affordable loans to Americans who need to purchase homes and cars, not reckless gambling on Wall Street” — Bernie Sanders

“Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit” — Louie Anderson

“Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It’s getting money without giving an equivalent for it” — Henry Ward Beecher

“Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great” — Walter Matthau

“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor on the business known as gambling” — Ambrose Bierce

“I’d take a certain amount of money and I’d go – ‘I know it’s just for fun I’m investing. I know I could lose. This is Vegas. And Bitcoin fits that category for me'” — Tony Robbins

“I don’t gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn’t give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off” — Alex Trebek

“I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble” — Elayne Boosler

“I want to make banking boring again. It shouldn’t be about making as much profit as possible by gambling on esoteric financial products” — Bernie Sanders

“The secret is this: people gamble to lose money. They come to the casinos for the moment in which they feel alive, to ride the spinning wheel and turn with the cards and lose themselves, with the coins, in the slots” — Neil Gaiman

“As for poker, I’ve stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean’s Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think ‘actor’ and see some easy money” — Matt Damon

“Don’t gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it” — Will Rogers

“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people” — Samantha Bee

“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one” — Jack Yelton

“Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It’s like a morality car wash” — Ace Rothstein in: Casino (1995)

“People look at the stock market like a big casino where some lucky gamblers win. Not true” — Peter J. Tanous