Quotes on Receipts
“Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien
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“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno
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“My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear” — Madeleine Begun Kane
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“No. I wish that was making that money off of me, you could share it with me. No, no way. I want to see the receipts. From the drug dealer that I bought 30,000 worth of drugs from. I want to see the receipts.” — Whitney Houston
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“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry
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“Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded” — Fulton J. Sheen
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“Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt” — Dave Barry
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Your. Debt. Is paid.
Now go live your life in a way that impressed Jesus and our Lord, that their sacrifices were not made in vain.
— John Hope Bryant (@johnhopebryant) April 4, 2021
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