Quotes on Receipts
“Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien
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“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno
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“My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear” — Madeleine Begun Kane
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“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry
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