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Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts Quote
 

Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien

 
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Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt Quote
 

“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno

 
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My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear Quote
 

“My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear” — Madeleine Begun Kane

 
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I want to see the receipts. From the drug dealer that I bought 30,000 worth of drugs from. I want to see the receipts Quote
 

“No. I wish that was making that money off of me, you could share it with me. No, no way. I want to see the receipts. From the drug dealer that I bought 30,000 worth of drugs from. I want to see the receipts.” — Whitney Houston

 
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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt Quote
 

“I remember the first time I had sexI kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx

 
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It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Quote
 

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry

 
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded Quote
 

“Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded” — Fulton J. Sheen

 
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Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt Quote
 

“Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt” — Dave Barry

 
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