Quotes on Receipts
 
Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts Quote
 

“Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien

 
Share the Conan O’Brien Money Receipts quote image above on your site:

 
Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt Quote
 

“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno

 
Share the Jay Leno Receipt quote image above on your site:

 
My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear Quote
 

“My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear” — Madeleine Begun Kane

 
Share the Madeleine Begun Kane Receipts quote image above on your site:

 
 
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt Quote
 

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx

 
Share the Groucho Marx Receipt quote image above on your site:

 

 
 
It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Quote
 

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry

 
Share the Dave Barry Money quote image above on your site:

 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Quote Search

Responses are currently closed.

Money Quotes Daily

Money Quotes Daily

Money Quotes on a mug or T-Shirt Dismiss