Credit Card Quotes
“A credit card is what you use when something costs too much and you want to pay more for it” — Randy Glasbergen
“A credit card is a money tool, not a supplement to money. The failure to make this distinction has supplemented many a poor soul right into bankruptcy” — Paula Nelson
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did” — Henny Youngman
“My parents didn’t raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, MasterCard, and American Express” — Laurie Anderson
“The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide” — P.G. Wodehouse
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards” — Robert Orben
“Money is just the poor man’s credit card” — Marshall McLuhan
“As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it” — Sam Ewing
“One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him” — Steven Wright
“I want to repeat advice I have been giving ever since the pandemic began: I would prefer you put your emergency fund ahead of paying down credit card debt. You must, must, must pay at least the minimum due on every credit card bill” — Suze Orman
“The post office is secure enough for millions of Americans to send taxes to the IRS every year, secure enough for the government to mail out $1,200 stimulus checks, secure enough to send credit cards and passports and drivers licenses … but not secure enough for ballots. Got it” — Brian Tyler Cohen
“You want 21 percent risk free? Pay off your credit cards” — Andrew Tobias
“If you don’t have the money management skills yet, using a debit card will ensure you don’t overspend and rack up debt on a credit card” — T. Harv Eker
“What are the costs of people being cheated on mortgages and credit cards? What are the costs when money launderers are not prosecuted? What are the costs when big financial institutions crash our economy?” — Elizabeth Warren
“The American people deserve a Congress that worries less about helping big banks and more about helping regular people who have been cheated on mortgages, on credit cards, on student loans, on credit reports” — Elizabeth Warren
“Debt is so ingrained into our culture that most Americans cannot even envision a car without a payment, a house without a mortgage, a student without a loan, and credit without a card” — Dave Ramsey