Posts Tagged ‘santa’

Tom Armstrong: Christmas Santa Suspicions

Posted by admin on Friday, December 17, 2010

Tom Armstrong Money Quote saying that the profile of Santa looks a little suspicious when viewed through the lens of law enforcement of criminals. Tom Armstrong said:
 
Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? Quote
 

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” — Tom Armstrong

 
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Milton Berle: Santa’s Christmas Gift Tax

Posted by admin on Saturday, December 11, 2010

Milton Berle Money Quotation saying St. Nick is getting grief from the IRS on his business expenses for the workshop and elves to make all those toys – imagine documenting it all. Milton Berle said:
 
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list Quote
 

“Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list” — Milton Berle

 
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Richard Lamm: Kids Christmas, Adults Pay For It

Posted by admin on Thursday, December 9, 2010

Richard Lamm Money Quotation saying children sometimes get things at Christmas they don’t pay for, but can end up paying the government for everything in the future anyway. Richard Lamm said:
 
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it Quote
 

“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it” — Richard Lamm

 
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