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Nick Arnette on Giving Spare Change

Posted by admin on Thursday, March 21, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Offering a way of avoiding panhandlers by being funny instead of being generous and giving. Nick Arnette said:

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet

— Nick Arnette

Russell Baker: Wallet vs Happiness

Posted by admin on Sunday, January 13, 2013

Russell Baker Money Quote saying things that make us richer in happiness or love or enjoyment of life experience are not seen as wealth builders, nor will they impress a banker. Russell Baker said:

It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic
— Russell Baker

Henny Youngman: Wallet & Doctor’s Motives

Posted by admin on Friday, October 29, 2010

Henny Youngman Funny Money Quote – Money Quotation saying that doctors have us by the wallet when they give us health instructions, even though we believe they intend to help. Henny Youngman said:

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!’

— Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman: Doctor Grabbed My Wallet

Posted by admin on Friday, October 29, 2010

Funny Money Quotes: Henny Youngman. Doctors put us through some indignities for a checkup, but one of them is always the cost of the visit and treatment said:

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!’
— Henny Youngman

Robin Williams: Divorce as Surgery

Posted by admin on Thursday, October 21, 2010

Robin Williams Money Quotation saying that ending a marriage has away of performing a sort of financial surgery on men. Robin Williams said:

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

— Robin Williams

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