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Steven Wright: No Money, Charged

Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Steven Wright Money Quote saying that if you are mugged and don’t have any money, a credit card may save you. Steven Wright said:
 
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him Quote
 

“One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him” — Steven Wright

 

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Steven Wright: Borrowing Dollars for Sugar

Posted by admin on Saturday, December 13, 2014

Steven Wright Money Quotation saying a small amount of food is so expensive it takes a cup of money to afford it. Steven Wright said:
 
Steven Wright I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar' quote
 

“I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, ‘What for?’ I said, ‘I’m going to buy some sugar.'” — Steven Wright

 

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Steven Wright on Cost of Opinions

Posted by admin on Friday, April 5, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Doubling profit for those hearing your 2 cent opinions can cost you if you must express them constantly. Steven Wright said:
 
Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! Quote
 

“Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!” — Steven Wright

 

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Steven Wright: Speed of Checks

Posted by admin on Friday, January 21, 2011

Steven Wright Funny Money Quote saying Cashflow seems to be affected differently by the laws of physics when it comes to the postal system – income travels slower than bills, which move through the mail at the speed of light. Steven Wright said:
 
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Quote
 

“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks” — Steven Wright

 

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