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Steve Martin: Millionaire No Taxes

Posted by admin on Sunday, July 3, 2016

Steve Martin Money Quote saying we can’t remember everything – even millionaires forget to pay taxes. Steve Martin said:
 
You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. 'Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?' First.. get a million dollars Quote
 

“You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. ‘Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?’ First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, ‘Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes?’ Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: ‘I forgot!'” — Steve Martin

 

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Steve Martin: Bought some Dumb Stuff

Posted by admin on Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Steve Martin Funny Money Quote: besides the silly stuff, he bought some really silly stuff, because he really loves everything about money
 
Steve Martin I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too quote
 
 

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too” — Steve Martin

 

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Steve Martin: Buying Wholesome Sex

Posted by admin on Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: Juxtaposition of money and love are joked about often, but money and sex are not discussed in polite company – except by comedians. Steve Martin said:
 
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy Quote
 

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy” — Steve Martin

 

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