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Steve Martin: Millionaire No Taxes
on Sunday, July 3, 2016Steve Martin Money Quote saying we can’t remember everything – even millionaires forget to pay taxes. Steve Martin said:
“You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. ‘Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?’ First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, ‘Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes?’ Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: ‘I forgot!'” — Steve Martin
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Steve Martin: Bought some Dumb Stuff
on Tuesday, September 15, 2015Steve Martin Funny Money Quote: besides the silly stuff, he bought some really silly stuff, because he really loves everything about money
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too” — Steve Martin
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Steve Martin: Buying Wholesome Sex
on Wednesday, March 30, 2011Funny Money Quotes: Juxtaposition of money and love are joked about often, but money and sex are not discussed in polite company – except by comedians. Steve Martin said:
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy” — Steve Martin
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