Posts Tagged ‘receipts’

Conan O’Brien: CVS Receipt Dems

Posted by admin on Saturday, April 20, 2019

Conan O’Brien Money Quote saying because there are so many democratic candidates for President in 2020, why not use those really long CVS receipts to print them all out? Conan O’Brien said:
 
Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts Quote
 

“Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien

 
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Madeleine Begun Kane: Receipts

Posted by admin on Monday, April 15, 2019

Madeleine Begun Kane Money Quote saying Limerick to Tax Prep suggests poor record-keeping means lost receipts, eaten by the family dog threaten imprisonment. Madeleine Begun Kane said:
 
My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear Quote
 

“My records are scattered. Oh dear! And tax filing day’s almost here. My receipts are all over — Some eaten by Rover. I’m destined for prison, I fear” — Madeleine Begun Kane

 
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Dave Barry: Receipts & Tax Forms

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: nerves about getting everything on the tax form in a way that avoids paying excess with the threat of audits if we take it too far can lead to extreme anxiety in front of a blank tax form. Dave Barry said:
 
It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Quote
 

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry

 
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