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Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt
on Thursday, March 14, 2019Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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Jay Leno on Corporate Congressional Purchases
on Monday, July 29, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Congressmen make laws appear to be tough on buying votes when they are simply creating paper work. Jay Leno said:
“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno
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