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Next Page »Samuel Brannan: Receipt Signed
on Sunday, November 13, 2022Meaning of Samuel Brannan Money Quote: saying sending church money requires a receipt signed by God. Samuel Brannan said:
“You go back and tell Brigham Young that I’ll give up the Lord’s money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner” — Samuel Brannan
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Mitch Hedberg: Transaction Receipt
on Friday, November 11, 2022Meaning of Mitch Hedberg Money Quote: saying there is no reason to issue receipts for inconsequential items we needn’t prove we bought. Mitch Hedberg said:
“I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this! I can’t imagine a scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend…’Don’t even act like I didn’t buy that doughnut! I’ve got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it’s back home, in the file. Under d…for doughnut.'” — Mitch Hedberg
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Lemar: Receipt, Receipt, Receipt
on Tuesday, November 8, 2022Meaning of Lemar Money Quote: saying cash is simple and preferred by many, but cards simplify receipt collection. Lemar said:
“I used to prefer cash but I’m more and more drawn to cards because with certain cards you get the full lists which you can then pass on to your accountant so you don’t have to do the whole receipt, receipt, receipt thing as it’s all itemised” — Lemar
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Sean Flanery: Box Office Receipts
on Monday, November 7, 2022Meaning of Sean Patrick Flanery Money Quote: saying box office receipts are not accurate reflections of positive audience reviews. Sean Patrick Flanery said:
“Just because the box office has that one receipt from the ticket I purchased, doesn’t mean it represents someone who liked it” — Sean Patrick Flanery
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Robert A. Heinlein: Tax Receipt
on Sunday, November 6, 2022Meaning of Robert A. Heinlein Money Quote: saying Following requirements, rules, and instructions as a member of society. Robert A. Heinlein said:
“Do this. Don’t do that. Stay back in line. Where’s tax receipt? Fill out form. Let’s see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit” — Robert A. Heinlein
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Rodney Dangerfield: Keep Receipts
on Friday, November 4, 2022Meaning of Rodney Dangerfield Money Quote: saying buy only petite clothing and keep your proof of purchase so your wife can replace it in her size. Rodney Dangerfield said:
“Never guess your wife’s size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt” — Rodney Dangerfield
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Dale Carnegie: Applause Receipt
on Wednesday, November 2, 2022Meaning of Dale Carnegie Money Quote: saying audience applauding is like a proof of performance, not a demand for payment. Dale Carnegie said:
“Applause is a receipt, not a bill” — Dale Carnegie
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Kin Hubbard: Compliment Receipt
on Monday, October 31, 2022Meaning of Kin Hubbard Money Quote: saying some folks feel that compliments are a type of currency and expect proof of purchase. Kin Hubbard said:
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt” — Kin Hubbard
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