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Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt

Posted by admin on Thursday, March 14, 2019

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
 
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt Quote
 

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx

 
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Jay Leno on Corporate Congressional Purchases

Posted by admin on Monday, July 29, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Congressmen make laws appear to be tough on buying votes when they are simply creating paper work. Jay Leno said:
 
Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt Quote
 

“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno

 
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Citizens United Gettysburg Address by Christopher Weyant, The Hill

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