Posts Tagged ‘receipt’
Dave Barry: Save The Receipt
on Sunday, February 14, 2021Dave Barry Money Quote saying no matter what you give, just be certain to keep the receipt so it can be returned or exchanged. Dave Barry said:
“Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt” — Dave Barry
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Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt
on Thursday, March 14, 2019Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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Jay Leno on Corporate Congressional Purchases
on Monday, July 29, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Congressmen make laws appear to be tough on buying votes when they are simply creating paper work. Jay Leno said:
“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno
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