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Milton Berle: Instant Gratification Now

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Milton Berle Funny Money Quote saying time flies when it comes to pay-later-promises if you fall prey to marketing calls to action while ignoring future payments. Milton Berle said:
 
It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now! Quote
 

“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle

 
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Milton Berle: Blank Income Tax Forms

Posted by admin on Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Milton Berle Funny Money Quote saying that the sin of omission can be worse that commission when it involves taxes or leaving IRS forms blank. Milton Berle said:
 
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank? Quote
 

“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle

 
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Milton Berle: Family Christmas Gifts

Posted by admin on Monday, December 20, 2010

Milton Berle Funny Money Quote – Quotation saying that even though there are gifts of the spirit that don’t require payment, most of us ask only for things that must be purchased. Milton Berle said:
 
There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s list Quote
 

“There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s list” — Milton Berle

 
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Milton Berle: Problem Christmas Gifts

Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Milton Berle Funny Money Quote – Quotation saying kids sometimes use their parents’ stuff, so they don’t need their own and sometimes Christmas makes that clear. Milton Berle said:
 
My son has a big Christmas problem – what do you buy for a father who has everything and you’re using it? Quote
 

“My son has a big Christmas problem – what do you buy for a father who has everything and you’re using it?” — Milton Berle

 
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Milton Berle: Santa’s Christmas Gift Tax

Posted by admin on Saturday, December 11, 2010

Milton Berle Money Quotation saying St. Nick is getting grief from the IRS on his business expenses for the workshop and elves to make all those toys – imagine documenting it all. Milton Berle said:
 
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list Quote
 

“Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list” — Milton Berle

 
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