Brian May: Chance of Asteroid Lottery

Brian May Funny Money Quote saying that he’s not fond of the lotto concept, believing that odds against winning are close to odds of meteor strikes. Brian May said:

I despise the Lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid
— Brian May

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Jay Leno: Lottery Winning Psychics

Jay Leno Funny Money Quote saying that Lotto winners should probably be disproportionately represented by psychics – why don’t they take advantage of their gift?. Jay Leno said:
 

 

“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” — Jay Leno

 
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Monique Lloyd: Mathematical Lottery Odds

Lottery is a Tax on People who Flunked Math — Monique Lloyd — Photo © Mike Valentine

Monique Lloyd Funny Money Quote saying that people fail to understand the mathematical odds against winning the lottery are worse than the chance of being struck by lightning. Monique Lloyd said:

The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math

— Monique Lloyd

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Fran Lebowitz: Lottery Odds

Fran Lebowitz Funny Money Quotes Sometimes we play the odds based on faith rather than using mathematical liklihood and throw away cash in casinos and lotteries. Fran Lebowitz said:
 

 

I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not

— Fran Lebowitz

 
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