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Jerry Seinfeld on Personal Space & Pants

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 1, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: People require extra personal space near any valuables they carry in their pants. Jerry Seinfeld said:

ATMs and urinals–whenever someone’s taking something valuable out of their pants ... give them as much room as possible Quote

“ATMs and urinals–whenever someone’s taking something valuable out of their pants … give them as much room as possible” — Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld: Begging Dogs

Posted by admin on Friday, October 7, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: Offering a perfectly rational reason that dogs are always begging – they have no place to keep their cash!. Jerry Seinfeld said:

Dogs have no money, broke entire lives. No pockets Quote

“Dogs have no money. They’re broke their entire lives. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets” — Jerry Seinfeld

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