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Jerry Seinfeld on Personal Space & Pants

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 1, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: People require extra personal space near any valuables they carry in their pants. Jerry Seinfeld said:

ATMs and urinals–whenever someone’s taking something valuable out of their pants … give them as much room as possible — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld: Begging Dogs

Posted by admin on Friday, October 7, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: Offering a perfectly rational reason that dogs are always begging – they have no place to keep their cash!. Jerry Seinfeld said:
 
Dogs have no money, broke entire lives. No pockets Quote
 

“Dogs have no money. They’re broke their entire lives. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets” — Jerry Seinfeld

 
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