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Jay Leno: Government Receipts
on Thursday, November 10, 2022Meaning of Jay Leno Money Quote: saying governments should provide proof of purchase before we give them any more money. Jay Leno said:
“Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno: Extortion for Love Day
on Saturday, February 14, 2015Jay Leno Money Quotation saying women extort via expectation with threat of tearful retaliation if men aren’t generous with flowers, candy and fancy restaurants. Jay Leno said:
“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno on Corporate Congressional Purchases
on Monday, July 29, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Congressmen make laws appear to be tough on buying votes when they are simply creating paper work. Jay Leno said:
“Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno on Saving Money on Gas
on Sunday, July 28, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Suggesting we have a tow truck carry our cars from place to place to save money on fuel. Jay Leno said:
“I had my car towed. There’s nothing wrong with it. That was just cheaper than buying a tank of gas” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags
on Monday, April 11, 2011Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:
“Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno: Lottery Winning Psychics
on Saturday, January 1, 2011Jay Leno Funny Money Quote saying that Lotto winners should probably be disproportionately represented by psychics – why don’t they take advantage of their gift?. Jay Leno said:
“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno: Bargain Investing at Walmart
on Tuesday, December 28, 2010Jay Leno Funny Money Quote saying that investment in the stock market is comparable to big box store discounts in a flagging economy. Jay Leno said:
“Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street” — Jay Leno
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Jay Leno: Wall Mart Street
on Saturday, July 3, 2010Jay Leno Money Quotation pokes fun at the financial woes of the market and Wall Street by comparing it to low end retailers.
“Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street” -– Jay Leno
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