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Harold Smith on Internal Revenue Service

Posted by admin on Saturday, October 12, 2013

Harold Smith Money Quotation saying in this double entendre that nobody should have too much cash or too much solitude. Harold Smith said:
 
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing Quote
 

“Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing” — Harold Smith

 

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Greg Oetjen on Tax Refund Euphoria

Posted by admin on Monday, April 15, 2013

Greg Oetjen Money Quotation with this funny truth on taxes and tax refunds was an entrant of a Washington Post Wordplay Contest. Greg Oetjen said:
 
Intaxication: euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with Quote
 

“Intaxication: euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with” — Greg Oetjen

 

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Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags

Posted by admin on Monday, April 11, 2011

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:
 
IRS Audit red flag - you have some money left after paying taxes Quote
 

“Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag” — Jay Leno

 

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Dave Barry: IRS Agents Regular Destroyers

Posted by admin on Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Dave Barry Money Quotation saying IRS agents seem to have free access to our bank accounts with threat of interest and penalties – frightening prospects on par with identity theft. Dave Barry said:
 
folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that they can destroy your life Quote
 

“And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a ‘pain in the neck,’ the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that they can destroy your life” — Dave Barry

 

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G Guttman: IRS v Taxpayers

Posted by admin on Monday, April 4, 2011

G. Guttman Money Quotation saying We’re pretty gullible with our taxes when the IRS makes claims and we treat them as though there is only one answer and no options. G. Guttman said:
 
If the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further Quote
 

“If the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further” — G. Guttman

 

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Milton Berle: Santa’s Christmas Gift Tax

Posted by admin on Saturday, December 11, 2010

Milton Berle Money Quotation saying St. Nick is getting grief from the IRS on his business expenses for the workshop and elves to make all those toys – imagine documenting it all. Milton Berle said:
 
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list Quote
 

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list” — Milton Berle

 

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