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« Previous PageDave Barry: Receipts & Tax Forms
on Wednesday, February 23, 2011Funny Money Quotes: nerves about getting everything on the tax form in a way that avoids paying excess with the threat of audits if we take it too far can lead to extreme anxiety in front of a blank tax form. Dave Barry said:
“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry
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Herman Wouk: Fictional Tax Returns
on Wednesday, January 26, 2011Funny Money Quotes: It seems that preparing our taxes sometimes induces creativity beyond our usual abilities and inventiveness. Herman Wouk said:
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today” — Herman Wouk
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Milton Berle: Blank Income Tax Forms
on Tuesday, January 4, 2011Milton Berle Funny Money Quote saying that the sin of omission can be worse that commission when it involves taxes or leaving IRS forms blank. Milton Berle said:
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
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