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Ron Paul: Bad Income Tax Year

Posted by admin on Thursday, April 13, 2017

Ron Paul Money Quote saying he’s opposed to any year that has anything to do with taxes and suggests the IRS makes 1913 unlucky. Ron Paul said:

1913 wasn’t a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS
— Ron Paul

Albert Einstein: Income Tax Hardest Thing

Posted by admin on Thursday, April 14, 2016

Albert Einstein Money Quote saying even genius finds the tax code difficult to comprehend. Albert Einstein said:
 
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax Quote
 

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax” — Albert Einstein

 
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Arthur C. Clarke: Honesty Bathroom Scale

Posted by admin on Monday, March 28, 2016

Arthur C. Clarke Money Quote saying we are more apt to lie about our weight than to fudge our tax returns. Arthur C. Clarke said:
 
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale Quote
 

“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale” — Arthur C. Clarke

 
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Laurence J. Peter: Tax Powers of Deduction

Posted by admin on Sunday, March 20, 2016

Laurence J Peter funny tax quote saying we don’t use our ability to figure out how to keep more money doing anything but our taxes. Laurence J Peter said:

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
— Laurence J. Peter

Bill Archer on Uprooting Income Taxes

Posted by admin on Thursday, April 10, 2014

Bill Archer Money Quotation saying after passing complex tax laws as a former Congressman, that we need to start from scratch with fair taxation. Bill Archer said:

The current tax system is defended by no one. I don’t believe it can be fixed. We must tear the income tax out by its roots so that it can never grow back
— Bill Archer

David Rockefeller: Check for IRS Kindness

Posted by admin on Sunday, April 17, 2011

David Rockefeller Money Quotation saying the rich rarely owe taxes because legislators have designed a system that allows them to avoid paying any money to the government – still they do pay to deflect criticism and engender good will. David Rockefeller said:

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart
— David Rockefeller

Dave Barry: Receipts & Tax Forms

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: nerves about getting everything on the tax form in a way that avoids paying excess with the threat of audits if we take it too far can lead to extreme anxiety in front of a blank tax form. Dave Barry said:
 
It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Quote
 

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry

 
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Herman Wouk: Fictional Tax Returns

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: It seems that preparing our taxes sometimes induces creativity beyond our usual abilities and inventiveness. Herman Wouk said:

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today

— Herman Wouk

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