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Henny Youngman on Paying for Love Forever

Posted by admin on Friday, March 29, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Love is never for sale – but once you have it, the cost can be great and last as long as love and then beyond. Henny Youngman said:

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it” — Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman: Buying Happiness

Posted by admin on Monday, March 28, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: If you’re only goal is to gain more cash, then being rich in the attributes of happiness will gain you nothing in the bank account. Henny Youngman said:

“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money” — Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman: Longevity of Net Worth

Posted by admin on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: There is no certainty our cash will last to the end unless the end is hurried along to meet the draining of accounts. Henny Youngman said:

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock” — Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman: Stolen Credit Card Bargain

Posted by admin on Monday, February 28, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: Sometimes bad guys who steal want to be more unobtrusive and careful with their spending than family who spend freely expecting you won’t notice. Henny Youngman said:

“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did” — Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman: Doctor Grabbed My Wallet

Posted by admin on Friday, October 29, 2010

Funny Money Quotes: Henny Youngman. Doctors put us through some indignities for a checkup, but one of them is always the cost of the visit and treatment said:

“My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!'” — Henny Youngman

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