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Henny Youngman: $10 In Groceries
on Wednesday, June 8, 2022Henny Youngman Money Quote saying not that money is worth less twenty years ago, but that kids grew stronger and can carry more groceries. Henny Youngman said:
“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it” — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman on Paying for Love Forever
on Friday, March 29, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Love is never for sale – but once you have it, the cost can be great and last as long as love and then beyond. Henny Youngman said:
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it” — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman: Buying Happiness
on Monday, March 28, 2011Funny Money Quotes: If you’re only goal is to gain more cash, then being rich in the attributes of happiness will gain you nothing in the bank account. Henny Youngman said:
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money” — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman: Longevity of Net Worth
on Wednesday, March 9, 2011Funny Money Quotes: There is no certainty our cash will last to the end unless the end is hurried along to meet the draining of accounts. Henny Youngman said:
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock” — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman: Stolen Credit Card Bargain
on Monday, February 28, 2011Funny Money Quotes: Sometimes bad guys who steal want to be more unobtrusive and careful with their spending than family who spend freely expecting you won’t notice. Henny Youngman said:
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did” — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman: Doctor Grabbed My Wallet
on Friday, October 29, 2010Funny Money Quotes: Henny Youngman. Doctors put us through some indignities for a checkup, but one of them is always the cost of the visit and treatment said:
“My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!'” — Henny Youngman
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