Posts Tagged ‘henny youngman’
Henny Youngman on Paying for Love Forever
on Friday, March 29, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Love is never for sale – but once you have it, the cost can be great and last as long as love and then beyond. Henny Youngman said:
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
— Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman: Buying Happiness
on Monday, March 28, 2011Funny Money Quotes: If you’re only goal is to gain more cash, then being rich in the attributes of happiness will gain you nothing in the bank account. Henny Youngman said:
What’s the use of happiness?
It can’t buy you money— Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman: Longevity of Net Worth
on Wednesday, March 9, 2011Funny Money Quotes: There is no certainty our cash will last to the end unless the end is hurried along to meet the draining of accounts. Henny Youngman said:
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock
— Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman: Stolen Credit Card Bargain
on Monday, February 28, 2011Funny Money Quotes: Sometimes bad guys who steal want to be more unobtrusive and careful with their spending than family who spend freely expecting you won’t notice. Henny Youngman said:
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
— Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman: Wallet & Doctor’s Motives
on Friday, October 29, 2010Henny Youngman Funny Money Quote – Money Quotation saying that doctors have us by the wallet when they give us health instructions, even though we believe they intend to help. Henny Youngman said:
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!’
— Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman: Doctor Grabbed My Wallet
on Friday, October 29, 2010Funny Money Quotes: Henny Youngman. Doctors put us through some indignities for a checkup, but one of them is always the cost of the visit and treatment said:
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said ‘Cough!’
— Henny Youngman