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Groucho Marx: Alimony Buying Hay
on Saturday, January 25, 2020Groucho Marx Money Quote saying paying alimony is equivalent to feeding a dead horse. Groucho Marx said:
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse” — Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt
on Thursday, March 14, 2019Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx: Worked Way Up To Poverty
on Friday, October 5, 2018Groucho Marx Money Quote saying it’s funny that working can lead to poverty when starting from having nothing at all. Groucho Marx said:
“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty” — Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx: Money Frees of Disliking
on Tuesday, September 27, 2016Funny Money Quotes: Cash makes it possible to avoid doing things you don’t want to do and if you are lazy, that is most things. Groucho Marx said:
“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy” — Groucho Marx
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