Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt

Posted by admin on Thursday, March 14, 2019

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
 

 

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx

 
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Groucho Marx: Worked Way Up To Poverty

Posted by admin on Friday, October 5, 2018

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying it’s funny that working can lead to poverty when starting from having nothing at all. Groucho Marx said:
 

 

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty” — Groucho Marx

 
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Groucho Marx: Money Frees of Disliking

Posted by admin on Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Funny Money Quotes: Cash makes it possible to avoid doing things you don’t want to do and if you are lazy, that is most things. Groucho Marx said:

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
— Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: Work Up to Extreme Poverty

Posted by admin on Monday, September 26, 2016

Funny Money Quotes: Some people work ver hard for their entire lives to amount to nothing, living in poverty. Groucho Marx said:

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty
— Groucho Marx