Groucho Marx: Alimony Buying Hay

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying paying alimony is equivalent to feeding a dead horse. Groucho Marx said:
 

 

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse” — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
 

 

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx

 
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Groucho Marx: Worked Way Up To Poverty

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying it’s funny that working can lead to poverty when starting from having nothing at all. Groucho Marx said:
 

 

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty” — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: Money Frees of Disliking

Funny Money Quotes: Cash makes it possible to avoid doing things you don’t want to do and if you are lazy, that is most things. Groucho Marx said:

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
— Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: Work Up to Extreme Poverty

Funny Money Quotes: Some people work ver hard for their entire lives to amount to nothing, living in poverty. Groucho Marx said:

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty
— Groucho Marx