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George Carlin: God Loves You & Needs $

Posted by admin on Wednesday, July 15, 2015

George Carlin Funny Money Quote: saying church leaders are constantly in need of money as though God doesn’t manage it properly for them. George Carlin said:

[God] loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!

— George Carlin

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George Carlin on Incentive to Invest

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 14, 2015

George Carlin Money Quotation saying conservative politicians have justification for giving only to the rich and never to those in need. George Carlin said:

Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money
— George Carlin

George Carlin on Middle Class Taxes

Posted by admin on Saturday, April 12, 2014

Funny Money Quotes: George Carlin explains how the middle class bears the burden of taxes for both the rich and the poor. said:

The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class
— George Carlin

George Carlin on Upper Class Taxes

Posted by admin on Friday, April 11, 2014

George Carlin Money Quotation saying the classes are divided by the share of taxes they pay – the upper class pays none. George Carlin said:

The upper class keeps all of the money and pays none of the taxes.

— George Carlin

George Carlin on Prophecy in Atheism

Posted by admin on Monday, May 6, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: People who don’t believe in god aren’t expected to pay for prophecy, which means they are non prophet. George Carlin said:

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

— George Carlin

George Carlin on Charity & Tithing

Posted by admin on Sunday, May 5, 2013

George Carlin Money Quotation saying some believe that tithing is required but we all could use some financial help while still alive and why not from the church? George Carlin said:

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you

— George Carlin

George Carlin on Naive Expenses

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: The spelling of a silly expense gives clues to the character of those willing to buy it. George Carlin said:

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward

— George Carlin

George Carlin: Change Machines

Posted by admin on Wednesday, September 22, 2010

George Carlin Money Quote saying you can’t expect things to change just because you are told they will – especially if it’s a paid transaction. George Carlin said:

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed

— George Carlin

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