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Andy Rooney to Bank: Show Me My Money

Posted by admin on Monday, February 2, 2015


 
Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying when trust is earned – we stop questioning those who might be the most risk to our financial future. Andy Rooney said:
 
Andy Rooney Maybe I'll go to the bank tomorrow, if it's still there, and ask them to show me my money, just to make sure they still have it quote
 

“Maybe I’ll go to the bank tomorrow, if it’s still there, and ask them to show me my money, just to make sure they still have it” — Andy Rooney

 
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Thomas Fuller: Drinkers Money Hole

Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Thomas Fuller Money Quotation saying alchoholism converts cash into liquid assets that distort perception of value. Thomas Fuller said:
 
Thomas Fuller A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into quote
 

“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into” — Thomas Fuller

 
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Samuel Butler on 3 Important Things

Posted by admin on Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Samuel Butler Money Quotation saying prioritized by value, a man ranks his privates, his bank balance and his opinion on religion. Samuel Butler said:
 
Samuel Butler The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions quote
 

“The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions” — Samuel Butler

 
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Craig Kilborn on War Subscription

Posted by admin on Sunday, October 12, 2014

Funny Craig Kilborn Money #Quote – War is like those annoying subscriptions we can’t get rid of that keep renewing before we remember to cancel them:
 
Craig Kilborn The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription quote
 

“The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we’ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription” — Craig Kilborn

 
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Josh Billings on Reputational Longevity

Posted by admin on Sunday, May 11, 2014

Josh Billings Funny Money Quote saying it’s rare that positive reputations remain longer than the bank account attached to them. Josh Billings said:
 
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money Quote
 

“It ain’t often that a man’s reputation outlasts his money” — Josh Billings

 
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Evan Esar on Professors vs. Athletes

Posted by admin on Monday, February 17, 2014

Evan Esar Money Quotation saying professors earn more than professional athletes – but over a longer time span. Evan Esar said:
 
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week Quote
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“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week” — Evan Esar

 

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Economic Recovery a Quarter Away

Posted by admin on Saturday, August 10, 2013

Recovery a Quarter Away

Funny Money Cartoon: Three months can be a long wait when you have only 25 cents to carry you through the economic recovery period. Doug Pike in Splattered on the Road to Wealth said:
 
The recovery is just another quarter away? I hope so, because that is what I'm down to Quote
 

“The recovery is just another quarter away? I hope so, because that is what I’m down to” — Doug Pike

 
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Doug Pike on Shrinking List of Wealthy Americans

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 8, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: If only the list of wealthy Americans was actually shrinking this would be funny – but that list is growing faster than ever. Doug Pike in Splattered on the Road to Wealth said:
 
You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it Quote
 

“You know the economy’s in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it” — Doug Pike

 

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