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Tim O’Reilly: Money is Like Gasoline

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Tim O’Reilly Funny Money Quote saying funds are needed for everything, but focus on the source of cash is pointless to the journey overall. Tim O’Reilly said:

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations
— Tim O’Reilly

Will Rogers: Economists Good Guess

Posted by admin on Saturday, December 10, 2016

Funny Money Quote: Economists are very well informed about finance, but that doesn’t make their predictions accurate- Will Rogers said:

An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s
— Will Rogers

Jarod Kintz: Reward Money, Found Money

Posted by admin on Saturday, February 20, 2016

Jarod Kintz Money Quotation saying find a cash stash means a reward for turning it in for less than the total worth of that found – keep the money. Jarod Kintz said:

If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was less than the value of the money I found, and obviously it would be, in which case I’d keep the money
— Jarod Kintz

Steve Martin: Bought some Dumb Stuff

Posted by admin on Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Steve Martin Funny Money Quote: besides the silly stuff, he bought some really silly stuff, because he really loves everything about money.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too — Steve Martin


Quentin R. Bufogle: Alcohol Solves Problems

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 6, 2015

Quentin R. Bufogle Funny Money Quote saying buying solutions for problems is possible if you have enough cash – what can’t be bought can be drowned in booze. Quentin R. Bufogle said:

99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol
— Quentin R. Bufogle

Tweet of God: Europe Owes Greece

Posted by admin on Saturday, July 25, 2015

Funny Money Quotes: Spoof Twitter Account @TheTweetOfGod suggestion that Greece is owed for it’s contribution to rational society and should have debt forgiven. God (@TheTweetOfGod) said:

Greece owes Europe some money. Europe owes Greece Western civilization. Call it even?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod)

George Carlin: God Loves You & Needs $

Posted by admin on Wednesday, July 15, 2015

George Carlin Funny Money Quote: saying church leaders are constantly in need of money as though God doesn’t manage it properly for them. George Carlin said:

[God] loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!

— George Carlin

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Barack Obama: Koch Billion $ Campaign

Posted by admin on Friday, May 1, 2015

Barack Obama Money Quotation saying as Comedian-in-Chief during the 2015 Whitehouse correspondents dinner that the Koch brothers pledge to spend over 800 Million Dollars on Republican Campaign donations is excessive. Barack Obama said:

I for one cannot wait to see who the Koch Brothers pick. Seriously, a billion dollars from just two guys! Is it just me or does that feel a little excessive? The Koch brothers think they need to spend a billion dollars to get folks to like one of these people
— Barack Obama

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