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on Tuesday, December 31, 2019Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying working on New Year’s is lucrative, so why not work every year if you have the opportunity? Elayne Boosler said:
“As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: Courts – Money is Speech
on Friday, March 31, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying since money is now considered speech, let’s put some money into the Supreme Court to replace and speak for Scalia and the rest of the justices. Elayne Boosler said:
“Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony’s, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: Newspapers Cut Comics
on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Daryl Cagle © CagleCartoons.com
Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying with quarterly profits top of mind, young people lose comic strip sections and lose interest. Elayne Boosler said:
“While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: STD’s, TV Preachers
on Wednesday, March 29, 2017Funny Money Quotes: rewarding them with STDs would be a good method to stop fools from donating to TV preachers. Elayne Boosler said:
“Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: Banks Keep Savings
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying you can get a toaster from your bank instead of getting your savings returned if they are dishonest (likely). Elayne Boosler said:
“Banks used to give us toasters when we opened an account. Now, they give us toasters instead of returning our savings” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: Banks Robbed Homes
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying investment banks robbed homes of investors and got arrested, but were let go if they returned tiny portion of what they looted. Elayne Boosler said:
“Basically, many banks (including the investment firm of Charles Schwab) essentially robbed the entire contents of our homes: dishes, furniture, electronics, family photos, your grandmother’s apron, everything. When caught by the police (the SEC), the thieves were asked to return only a toaster” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: SEC Kisses Schwab
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying money market investors taken to cleaners by Charles Schwab were repaid pennies on dollar for lost investment money. Elayne Boosler said:
“I totally, totally resent the fact that the SEC (is the rest of its name “RET”?) let Charles Schwab plead out to a deal that repaid innocent money market investors about ten cents on the dollar” — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler: Charles Schwab Greedy
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying Charles Schwab took investment money labeled as “safe” to invest in risky mortgages, lost it and paid investors only a dime on the dollar. Elayne Boosler said:
“Schwab took the money entrusted to it by people willing to accept very little, to protect their savings, and used it to buy high-risk junk mortgages to enrich itself on the back end. We weren’t greedy. Charles Schwab was” — Elayne Boosler
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