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Dave Barry: Save The Receipt

Posted by admin on Sunday, February 14, 2021

Dave Barry Money Quote saying no matter what you give, just be certain to keep the receipt so it can be returned or exchanged. Dave Barry said:
 
Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt Quote
 

“Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry: Holiday Season

Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Dave Barry Money Quote saying we worship at the altar of the shopping gods for our gift redemption. Dave Barry said:
 
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice Quote
 

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry: Get Rich Click

Posted by admin on Thursday, December 29, 2016

Dave Barry, “Get Rich Click” Money Quote saying in 1999 that everyone but you got rich by starting internet businesses, especially goofy looking nerds. Dave Barry, “Get Rich Click” said:

Everybody — by which I mean :not you — is getting rich off the Internet. We are constantly seeing stories in the media about young Internet entrepreneurs who look like they should be mowing lawns for spending money, except that they have the same net worth as Portugal
— Dave Barry

Dave Barry: Beer No Help at Tax Time

Posted by admin on Thursday, April 7, 2016

Funny Money Quotes: Beer helps us relax and enjoy many mundane things – but won’t help with taxes and may tax us even more. Dave Barry said:
 
Dave Barry It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink quote
 

“It’s tax time. I know this because I’m staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry on IRS Tax Tips

Posted by admin on Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dave Barry Money Quotation saying tax advice from the IRS is obvious and they, oddly, don’t want help you avoid paying taxes. Dave Barry said:
 
Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a 'dynamite' tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless Quote
 

“Print neatly. That’s the kind of advice that the IRS considers a ‘dynamite’ tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they’re useless” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry: Size of US Tax Code

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dave Barry Money Quotation saying the monstrous complexity of the rules one must understand as a taxpayer to properly file taxes contributes to failure to pay. Dave Barry said:
 
As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales Quote
 

“As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry: IRS Agents Regular Desroyers

Posted by admin on Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Dave Barry Money Quotation saying IRS agents seem to have free access to our bank accounts with threat of interest and penalties – frightening prospects on par with identity theft. Dave Barry said:
 
folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that they can destroy your life Quote
 

“And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a ‘pain in the neck,’ the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that they can destroy your life” — Dave Barry

 

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Dave Barry: Receipts & Tax Forms

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Funny Money Quotes: nerves about getting everything on the tax form in a way that avoids paying excess with the threat of audits if we take it too far can lead to extreme anxiety in front of a blank tax form. Dave Barry said:
 
It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Quote
 

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta” — Dave Barry

 

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