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« Previous PageCharles M. Schulz: Five Cents Please
on Monday, November 26, 2018Charles M. Schulz Money Quote saying as the psychiatrist Lucy to Charley Brown – get over your depression and pay up thank you. Charles M. Schulz said:
“I have deep feelings of depression… What can I do about this?’ ‘Snap out of it! Five cents, please
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Thomas Edison: Middleman Dollars & Cents
on Thursday, October 11, 2018Thomas Edison Money Quote saying he brought the crazy ideas of inventors to profit by turning them into marketable products or commodities. Thomas Edison said:
“I am a sort of middleman between the long-haired and impractical inventor and the hard-headed businessman who measures all things in terms of dollars and cents. My principal business is giving commercial value to the brilliant but misdirected ideas of others” — Thomas Edison
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David Hogg: One Dollar & Five Cents $1.05
on Sunday, March 25, 2018David Hogg Money Quote saying at the #MarchForOurLives event in Washington D.C. that Marco Rubio accepted $3.3 million dollars from the N.R.A. which when divided by the number of students in Florida, equals $1.05 per student. David Hogg said:
I’m going to start off by putting this price tag right here just to remind you guys just how much Marco Rubio took for every student’s life in Florida: one dollar and five cents
— David Hogg
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Bruce Springsteen: New York City Dollar
on Tuesday, August 8, 2017Bruce Springsteen Money Quote saying there’s no bargain entry into the New York scene – it is full rate for everyone with no complementary passes. Bruce Springsteen said:
“Lesson: In the real world, ninety-nine cents will not get you into New York City. You will need the full dollar” — Bruce Springsteen
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Elayne Boosler: SEC Kisses Schwab
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying money market investors taken to cleaners by Charles Schwab were repaid pennies on dollar for lost investment money. Elayne Boosler said:
“I totally, totally resent the fact that the SEC (is the rest of its name “RET”?) let Charles Schwab plead out to a deal that repaid innocent money market investors about ten cents on the dollar” — Elayne Boosler
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Steven Wright on Cost of Opinions
on Friday, April 5, 2013Funny Money Quotes: Doubling profit for those hearing your 2 cent opinions can cost you if you must express them constantly. Steven Wright said:
“Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!” — Steven Wright
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Mark Twain: Writing at 7 Cents Per Word
on Sunday, January 6, 2013Mark Twain Money Quote saying long words are paid the same as short words to a journalist paid by the word, so why write longer for the same pay? Mark Twain said:
“I never write metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop” — Mark Twain
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In this quote, Mark Twain is commenting humorously on his writing process and priorities as an author. He says that rather than using longer, more formal words like “metropolis” or “policeman,” he opts for shorter alternatives like “city” and “cop” that pay the same price in terms of his compensation per word.
Twain appears to be joking that as a paid writer, he will favor concise phrasing over elaborate terminology if it does not negatively impact his earnings. Overall, he seems to be lightheartedly acknowledging that economical language serves his professional interests as an author seeking to maximize profits for his work.
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