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« Previous PageSteven Wright: Borrowing Dollars for Sugar
on Saturday, December 13, 2014Steven Wright Money Quotation saying a small amount of food is so expensive it takes a cup of money to afford it. Steven Wright said:
“I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, ‘What for?’ I said, ‘I’m going to buy some sugar.'” — Steven Wright
This humorous quote from comedian Steven Wright suggests the absurdity of trying to borrow small amounts of money for trivial purposes. When he asks the bank for a cup of money to buy sugar, implying a very small loan, the bank understandably asks what it’s needed for. His silly response of just wanting to buy sugar with borrowed funds amuses because sugar is such an inexpensive item that does not warrant taking out a loan.
The quote lightheartedly implies that some loan requests could be for such insignificant motives that a bank may rightly question the reasoning. It serves as a funny reminder that borrowing, even small sums, should be done judiciously for meaningful needs rather than trivial whims.
Lee Iacocca on Borrow Money, Pay it Back
on Thursday, October 10, 2013Lee Iacocca Money Quotation saying suggesting that others don’t repay their debts, Iacocca states the obvious about how to borrow money responsibly. Lee Iacocca said:
“We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back” — Lee Iacocca
In this quote, Lee Iacocca is emphasizing Chrysler’s commitment to fiscal responsibility and integrity. As the company’s CEO in the 1980s, Iacocca oversaw Chrysler borrowing government loans to avoid bankruptcy. His statement conveys assurance that, unlike other businesses, Chrysler intends to honor its debt obligations.
By saying it borrows money “the old-fashioned way” and “pays it back,” Iacocca is appealing to traditional values of self-reliance and accountability.
The quote suggests Iacocca wanted to reassure taxpayers and investors that Chrysler viewed the loans as a temporary lifeline, not a long-term entitlement, and would work diligently to return the funds through economic recovery and success.
Birthday: October 15, 1924 – Death: July 2, 2019
Sophie Kinsella: Borrowing Wealth
on Friday, November 9, 2012Sophie Kinsella Money Quote saying earning a million without starting a business is a life-long path, while success in business happens much faster. Sophie Kinsella said:
“People who want to make a million borrow a million first” — Sophie Kinsella
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This quote from Sophie Kinsella suggests that the fastest way to become a millionaire is often through entrepreneurship and business, rather than long-term saving and investment.
By “borrowing a million first”, she means taking on debt or investment capital to start a business, with the goal of the business becoming profitable enough to repay the loan and make a large profit.
The quote implies that success through directly starting and building a lucrative business can make someone a millionaire faster than slowly saving and earning interest over many years through employment.
Ambrose Bierce: Money & Love
on Thursday, March 3, 2011Funny Money Quotes: Are you willing to ask the most personal of favors – borrowing – from good friends and family or would your prefer a cranky banker? Ambrose Bierce said:
“Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to” — Ambrose Bierce
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In this quote, Ambrose Bierce is once again satirizing how some view acquaintances and relationships. By describing an acquaintance as someone you know well enough “to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to”, Bierce suggests that for some people, acquaintances are useful primarily based on how they can benefit financially from the relationship rather than genuine friendship.
The quote implies that certain acquaintances are seen as people you can ask favors of, like borrowing money, but not people close enough to trust with lending you money in return.
So Ambrose Bierce is criticizing a transactional view of acquaintances where the relationship status depends on opportunities for personal gain rather than mutual care, trust or respect between both parties. He portrays acquaintances for these types of people as defined by self-interest over true friendship.
Birthday: June 24, 1842 – Disappeared: c. 1914
Josh Billings: Living Within Your Means
on Wednesday, November 10, 2010Josh Billings Funny Money Quote – Money Quotation saying that borrowing money is acceptable if it will keep you from over-extending yourself. Josh Billings said:
“Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so” — Josh Billings
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In this quote, Josh Billings is providing a bit of tongue-in-cheek financial advice. By suggesting that one should “live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so”, Billings acknowledges that maintaining a lifestyle within one’s means often requires going into debt.
The implication is that for many people, just keeping up appearances of not overspending may necessitate taking on loans despite outflows exceeding inflows.
Overall, Billings seems to be humorously pointing out the flawed logic and precarious position that results from prioritizing the image of fiscal responsibility over true financial stability.
Birthday: April 21, 1818 – Death: October 14, 1885 aka: Henry Wheeler Shaw