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Andy Rooney: Money Under the Mattress

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Funny Money Quotes: We rarely get a chance to see our dollar bills laid out in neat stacks because they are both deposited and spent electronically. Andy Rooney said:

There’s probably a good case to be made for someone like me keeping his money under the mattress. We turn the mattress every couple of months, so at least I’d get to look at it once in a while
— Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney: Invest? What Do They Make?

Posted by admin on Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying Stock market investments are opaque to average American investors, who don’t know what the companies in their portfolios do to earn returns. Andy Rooney said:

I have stock in two companies that I’ve never even heard of. I don’t even know what they make, probably all they make is money
— Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney to Bank: Show Me My Money

Posted by admin on Monday, February 2, 2015

Maybe I’ll go to the bank tomorrow, if it’s still there, and ask them to show me my money, just to make sure they still have it
— Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney: SuperBowl Expense Account

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 31, 2015

Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying simplistic commentary on the #SuperBowl game allows writing off the cost of attending the big game. Andy Rooney said:

The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account
— Andy Rooney

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