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Rocco Deserto: Haunted Bank Account

Posted by admin on Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Funny Money Quotes: More economical ways to scare yourself than Halloween ‘Experiences’ like haunted houses full of masked or make-up covered ghouls – like reading your bank book. Rocco Deserto said:
 
People pay a lot of money to go to a haunted house. I can get scared fro free. All I need to do is look at my bank account Quote
 

“People pay a lot of money to go to a haunted house. I can get scared for free. All I need to do is look at my bank account” — Rocco Deserto

 

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Andy Rooney: SuperBowl Expense Account

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 31, 2015

Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying simplistic commentary on the #SuperBowl game allows writing off the cost of attending the big game. Andy Rooney said:
 
The Super Bowl was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account Quote
 

“The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account” — Andy Rooney

 

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Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags

Posted by admin on Monday, April 11, 2011

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:
 
IRS Audit red flag - you have some money left after paying taxes Quote
 

“Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag” — Jay Leno

 

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Oscar Wilde: New Years Resolutions Bank

Posted by admin on Friday, December 31, 2010

Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:

 
Resolutions drawn on a bank where they have no account Quote
 

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account” — Oscar Wilde

 

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Fulton Sheen: Our Life as Cash Register

Posted by admin on Monday, October 4, 2010

Fulton J. Sheen Money Quote saying our life is fully accounted for, just as if we had each decision and every action gathered and totaled to reflect our balance. Sheen said:
 
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded Quote
 

“Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded” — Fulton J. Sheen

 

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Cha-ching! Cash Register sound

 

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