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on Saturday, April 28, 2018Matshona Dhliwayo Money Quote saying we store up reserves of cash to the detriment of our store of happiness. Matshona Dhliwayo said:
“If you marry for money, your bank account will be full, but your joy account empty”
— Matshona Dhliwayo
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Elayne Boosler: Banks Keep Savings
on Tuesday, March 28, 2017Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying you can get a toaster from your bank instead of getting your savings returned if they are dishonest (likely). Elayne Boosler said:
Banks used to give us toasters when we opened an account. Now, they give us toasters instead of returning our savings
— Elayne Boosler
Peter Cohan: CFPB Wells Fargo Scandal
on Monday, December 12, 2016Peter Cohan Money Quote saying the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau exposed the millions in fake accounts Wells Fargo created. Peter Cohan said:
The CFPB is responsible for bringing to light the Wells Fargo fake account scandal. It is hard to defend what Wells Fargo did and hard not to respect CFPB for bringing it to light
— Peter Cohan
Todd Gitlin: Trump Mind Like Steel Sieve
on Wednesday, December 7, 2016Todd Gitlin Money Quote saying Donald Trump has a mind like a steel sieve – which filters and collects only money for the bank and power for his ego. Todd Gitlin said:
This is not an open mind, this is a sieve mind linked to a bank account
— Todd Gitlin
Rocco Deserto: Haunted Bank Account
on Wednesday, October 28, 2015Funny Money Quotes: More economical ways to scare yourself than Halloween ‘Experiences’ like haunted houses full of masked or make-up covered ghouls – like reading your bank book. Rocco Deserto said:
“People pay a lot of money to go to a haunted house. I can get scared for free. All I need to do is look at my bank account” — Rocco Deserto
People pay a lot of money to go to a haunted house. I can get scared for free. All I need to do is look at my bank account.
— Rocco Deserto (@RoccoDeserto) October 6, 2015
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Andy Rooney: SuperBowl Expense Account
on Saturday, January 31, 2015Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying simplistic commentary on the #SuperBowl game allows writing off the cost of attending the big game. Andy Rooney said:
The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account
— Andy Rooney
Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags
on Monday, April 11, 2011Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag
— Jay Leno
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Oscar Wilde: New Years Resolutions Bank
on Friday, December 31, 2010Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account” — Oscar Wilde
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