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on Tuesday, April 12, 2022Mark Twain Money Quote saying all it takes tyo be seen as a gentleman is to have money. Mark Twain said:
“Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman” — Mark Twain
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David Letterman: Hike Top of Money
on Tuesday, April 12, 2022David Letterman Money Quote saying it’s quite a climb to get to the top of the Romney money mountain. David Letterman said:
“Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They’re going to hike to the top of his money” — David Letterman
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Samuel Butler: Women Brigands
on Friday, April 8, 2022Samuel Butler Money Quote saying bad guys sometimes demand your money or threaten to take your life, women want both. Samuel Butler said:
“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both” — Samuel Butler
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Thomas E. Brown: Joke is Funny
on Monday, April 4, 2022Thomas E Brown Money Quote saying that because money is so sweet, always be certain to humor a rich guy. Thomas E Brown said:
“Money is honey, my little sonny, And a rich man’s joke is always funny” — Thomas E Brown
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Frances Harper: Slipping Pockets
on Sunday, April 3, 2022Frances Harper Money Quote saying those who don’t feel mercy or care about justice can tell when it’s costing them money. Frances Harper said:
“Men who are deaf to the claims of mercy, and oblivious to the demands of justice, can feel when money is slipping from their pockets” — Frances Harper
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Josh Billings: Reputation Outlasts
on Saturday, March 26, 2022Josh Billings Money Quote saying it’s rare that a reputation lasts longer than cash. Josh Billings said:
“It ain’t often that a man’s reputation outlasts his money” — Josh Billings
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Thomas Chandler Haliburton: $ Dirt
on Tuesday, March 15, 2022Thomas Chandler Haliburton Money Quote saying we need cash as much as we need soil. Thomas Chandler Haliburton said:
“Money is a necessity, so is dirt” — Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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Randall Enos: Prices Eat Money
on Thursday, February 17, 2022
“Marge and Ed thought, that given the rising cost of food, it might be cheaper if they just ate their money” — Randall Enos
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Food Prices by Randall Enos, Easton, CT
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