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Jerry Garcia: Doing Quite Well

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 1, 2021

Jerry Garcia Money Quote saying people focus on the majority of mentally ill that live poor – when the smaller portion must be doing OK. Jerry Garcia said:
 
77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves Quote
 

“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves” — Jerry Garcia

 

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French Montana: To Count Money

Posted by admin on Saturday, July 24, 2021

French Montana Money Quote saying best subject in school taught him to count money. French Montana said:
 
In school, my favorite subject was math. That's where I learned to count money Quote
 

“In school, my favorite subject was math. That’s where I learned to count money” — French Montana

 

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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Stack Dollars

Posted by admin on Monday, July 19, 2021

Neil deGrasse Tyson Money Quote saying Jeff Bezos is about to fly about half as high as a stack of dollar bills representing his net worth. Neil deGrasse Tyson said:
 
net worth of Jeff Bezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch Quote
 

“The net worth of Jeff Bezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch” — Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

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E. W. Howe: Spending & Earning

Posted by admin on Friday, July 9, 2021

E.W. Howe Money Quote saying the only thing to do with a spouse who loves spending money is to truly love making that money. Elias Howe said:
 
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it Quote
 

“There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it” — E.W. Howe

 

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H. L. Mencken: Lost Money People

Posted by admin on Wednesday, June 30, 2021

H. L. Mencken Money Quote saying nobody is likely to lose money believing people are not as smart as they should be. H. L. Mencken said:
 
lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people
 

“No one in this world, so far as I know … has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people” — H. L. Mencken

 

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David Bowie: Finance The Film

Posted by admin on Friday, June 11, 2021

David Bowie Money Quote saying an unauthorized auto-biography might raise a lot of cash, enough to finance a movie. David Bowie said:
 
I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody Quote
 

“I’m looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody” — David Bowie

 

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Demetri Martin: Ransom Note Clip

Posted by admin on Saturday, May 29, 2021

Demetri Martin Money Quote saying that it might be a good use of word processor software to give writing advice on a ransom note. Demetri Martin said:
 
Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money' Quote
 

“I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, ‘Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you’ll get more money'” — Demetri Martin

 

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Jim Benton: Superhero Day Jobs

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Jim Benton Money Quote saying that even superheroes gotta pay the bills and those day jobs are not nearly as glamorous. Jim Benton said:
 
How Superheroes Make Money:  - Spider-Man knits sweaters.  - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.  - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons Quote
 

“How Superheroes Make Money:
– Spider-Man knits sweaters
– Superman screw the lids on pickle jars
– Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons”
— Jim Benton

 

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