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on Tuesday, May 17, 2022J. P. Morgan Money Quote saying it’s easy to become a millionaire, but becoming a billionaire requires help from astrology. J. P. Morgan said:
“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer” — J. P. Morgan
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Ivy Baker Priest: Hands on Money
on Saturday, May 7, 2022Ivy Baker Priest Money Quote saying it doesn’t matter if women get their picture on money if they get it in their hands. Ivy Baker Priest said:
“We women don’t care too much about getting our pictures on money as long as we can get our hands on it” — Ivy Baker Priest
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Don Marquis: Habit-Forming Money
on Wednesday, May 4, 2022Don Marquis Money Quote saying nothing compares to how habit-forming money can be for most of us. Don Marquis said:
“There is nothing so habit-forming as money” — Don Marquis
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Gilbert Gottfried: Someone Paying
on Tuesday, April 12, 2022Gilbert Gottfried Money Quote saying everything is better when it is paid for by somebody else. Gilbert Gottfried said:
“If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better” — Gilbert Gottfried
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Mark Twain: Conspire Gentleman
on Tuesday, April 12, 2022Mark Twain Money Quote saying all it takes tyo be seen as a gentleman is to have money. Mark Twain said:
“Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman” — Mark Twain
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David Letterman: Hike Top of Money
on Tuesday, April 12, 2022David Letterman Money Quote saying it’s quite a climb to get to the top of the Romney money mountain. David Letterman said:
“Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They’re going to hike to the top of his money” — David Letterman
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Samuel Butler: Women Brigands
on Friday, April 8, 2022Samuel Butler Money Quote saying bad guys sometimes demand your money or threaten to take your life, women want both. Samuel Butler said:
“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both” — Samuel Butler
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Thomas E. Brown: Joke is Funny
on Monday, April 4, 2022Thomas E Brown Money Quote saying that because money is so sweet, always be certain to humor a rich guy. Thomas E Brown said:
“Money is honey, my little sonny, And a rich man’s joke is always funny” — Thomas E Brown
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