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on Wednesday, June 30, 2021H. L. Mencken Money Quote saying nobody is likely to lose money believing people are not as smart as they should be. H. L. Mencken said:
“No one in this world, so far as I know … has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people” — H. L. Mencken
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David Bowie: Finance The Film
on Friday, June 11, 2021David Bowie Money Quote saying an unauthorized auto-biography might raise a lot of cash, enough to finance a movie. David Bowie said:
“I’m looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody” — David Bowie
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Demetri Martin: Ransom Note Clip
on Saturday, May 29, 2021Demetri Martin Money Quote saying that it might be a good use of word processor software to give writing advice on a ransom note. Demetri Martin said:
“I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, ‘Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you’ll get more money'” — Demetri Martin
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Jim Benton: Superhero Day Jobs
on Wednesday, April 28, 2021Jim Benton Money Quote saying that even superheroes gotta pay the bills and those day jobs are not nearly as glamorous. Jim Benton said:
“How Superheroes Make Money:
– Spider-Man knits sweaters
– Superman screw the lids on pickle jars
– Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons”
— Jim Benton
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Felix Dennis: Money Addict Shake
on Wednesday, April 7, 2021Felix Dennis Money Quote saying of all the addictions, money-making is one unshakable to addicts. Felix Dennis said:
“Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake” — Felix Dennis
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Carmen Miranda: Money Money Etc
on Tuesday, April 6, 2021Carmen Miranda Money Quote saying that all the words she knew in English were various food, drink and of course money. Carmen Miranda said:
“I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice” — Carmen Miranda
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Eddie Murphy: Bad Money Decision
on Saturday, April 3, 2021Eddie Murphy Money Quote saying it is easier to make questionable decisions when there is money involved. Despite digs from movie critics for taking the cash. Eddie Murphy said:
“Every bad decision I’ve made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don’t turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it’s all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert’s thumb up my ass” — Eddie Murphy
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Cy Young: Spit Signing Bonus
on Monday, March 29, 2021Cy Young Money Quote saying young players get signing bonus with low requirements. Cy Young said:
“Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign” — Cy Young
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