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J. Paul Getty: Money Like Manure

Posted by admin on Friday, August 6, 2021

J. Paul Getty Money Quote saying in short that money stinks unless it is dispersed. J. Paul Getty said:
 
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells Quote
 

“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells” — J. Paul Getty

 

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Joe E. Lewis: Poor Got Money

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 5, 2021

Joe E. Lewis Money Quote saying it isn’t important if you are wealthy or not – as long as you have money. Joe E. Lewis said:
 
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money Quote
 

“It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor – as long as you’ve got money” — Joe E. Lewis

 

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Jerry Garcia: Doing Quite Well

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 1, 2021

Jerry Garcia Money Quote saying people focus on the majority of mentally ill that live poor – when the smaller portion must be doing OK. Jerry Garcia said:
 
77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves Quote
 

“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves” — Jerry Garcia

 

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French Montana: To Count Money

Posted by admin on Saturday, July 24, 2021

French Montana Money Quote saying best subject in school taught him to count money. French Montana said:
 
In school, my favorite subject was math. That's where I learned to count money Quote
 

“In school, my favorite subject was math. That’s where I learned to count money” — French Montana

 

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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Stack Dollars

Posted by admin on Monday, July 19, 2021

Neil deGrasse Tyson Money Quote saying Jeff Bezos is about to fly about half as high as a stack of dollar bills representing his net worth. Neil deGrasse Tyson said:
 
net worth of Jeff Bezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch Quote
 

“The net worth of Jeff Bezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch” — Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

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E. W. Howe: Spending & Earning

Posted by admin on Friday, July 9, 2021

E.W. Howe Money Quote saying the only thing to do with a spouse who loves spending money is to truly love making that money. Elias Howe said:
 
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it Quote
 

“There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it” — E.W. Howe

 

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H. L. Mencken: Lost Money People

Posted by admin on Wednesday, June 30, 2021

H. L. Mencken Money Quote saying nobody is likely to lose money believing people are not as smart as they should be. H. L. Mencken said:
 
lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people
 

“No one in this world, so far as I know … has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people” — H. L. Mencken

 

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David Bowie: Finance The Film

Posted by admin on Friday, June 11, 2021

David Bowie Money Quote saying an unauthorized auto-biography might raise a lot of cash, enough to finance a movie. David Bowie said:
 
I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody Quote
 

“I’m looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody” — David Bowie

 

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