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on Saturday, July 24, 2021French Montana Money Quote saying best subject in school taught him to count money. French Montana said:
“In school, my favorite subject was math. That’s where I learned to count money” — French Montana
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Stack Dollars
on Monday, July 19, 2021Neil deGrasse Tyson Money Quote saying Jeff Bezos is about to fly about half as high as a stack of dollar bills representing his net worth. Neil deGrasse Tyson said:
“The net worth of Jeff Bezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch” — Neil deGrasse Tyson
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The net worth of @JeffBezos is about $200-billion. A stack of that many dollar bills would reach twice as high as his Blue Origins Rocket launch. pic.twitter.com/jbNbWDwEhR
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 19, 2021
E. W. Howe: Spending & Earning
on Friday, July 9, 2021E.W. Howe Money Quote saying the only thing to do with a spouse who loves spending money is to truly love making that money. Elias Howe said:
“There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it” — E.W. Howe
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H. L. Mencken: Lost Money People
on Wednesday, June 30, 2021H. L. Mencken Money Quote saying nobody is likely to lose money believing people are not as smart as they should be. H. L. Mencken said:
“No one in this world, so far as I know … has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people” — H. L. Mencken
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David Bowie: Finance The Film
on Friday, June 11, 2021David Bowie Money Quote saying an unauthorized auto-biography might raise a lot of cash, enough to finance a movie. David Bowie said:
“I’m looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody” — David Bowie
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Demetri Martin: Ransom Note Clip
on Saturday, May 29, 2021Demetri Martin Money Quote saying that it might be a good use of word processor software to give writing advice on a ransom note. Demetri Martin said:
“I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, ‘Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you’ll get more money'” — Demetri Martin
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Jim Benton: Superhero Day Jobs
on Wednesday, April 28, 2021Jim Benton Money Quote saying that even superheroes gotta pay the bills and those day jobs are not nearly as glamorous. Jim Benton said:
“How Superheroes Make Money:
– Spider-Man knits sweaters
– Superman screw the lids on pickle jars
– Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons”
— Jim Benton
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Felix Dennis: Money Addict Shake
on Wednesday, April 7, 2021Felix Dennis Money Quote saying of all the addictions, money-making is one unshakable to addicts. Felix Dennis said:
“Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake” — Felix Dennis
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