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Dave Ramsey: Credit Plastectomy

Posted by admin on Friday, October 20, 2023

Meaning of Dave Ramsey Money Quote: saying you may need to have surgery to remove your plastic credit cards. Dave Ramsey said:

 
At this point, you are ready for a plastectomy—plastic surgery to cut up your credit cards Quote

 

“At this point, you are ready for a plastectomy—plastic surgery to cut up your credit cards” — Dave Ramsey

 

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J. Paul Getty: Meek Inherit Earth

Posted by admin on Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Meaning of J. Paul Getty Money Quote: saying the meek shall be heirs and inherit everything except the rights to mine minerals. J. Paul Getty said:
 

 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights Quote

 

“The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights” — J. Paul Getty

 

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Dick Butkus: Lots of Money, Retire

Posted by admin on Thursday, October 5, 2023

Meaning of Dick Butkus Money Quote: saying compares himself to the thoroughbred race horse Secretariat as though he might retire and create more football players. Dick Butkus said:

 
If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I’d retire – like Secretariat Quote

 

“If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I’d retire – like Secretariat” — Dick Butkus

 

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Chris Rock: Bullets Cost $5000

Posted by admin on Sunday, September 24, 2023

Meaning of Chris Rock Money Quote: saying that if everyone had to pay an exorbitant cost for ammunition – there would be less random shootings. Chris Rock said:
 
bullets should cost five thousand dollars per bullet innocent bystanders Quote
 

“I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders” — Chris Rock

 

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Chelsea Handler: Register at Bank

Posted by admin on Monday, June 5, 2023

Meaning of Chelsea Handler Money Quote: saying gift registries at banks could let the bride make clear a preference for financial products. Chelsea Handler said:

 
When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America Quote
 

“When I get married, I’m gonna register at Bank of America” — Chelsea Handler

 

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Willie Sutton: Where The Money Is

Posted by admin on Thursday, May 25, 2023

Meaning of Willie Sutton Money Quote: saying it only makes sense that to rob, go where there is money, banks have it. Willie Sutton said:

 
rob banks - Because that's where the money is Quote

“(Why do you rob banks, Willie?) Because that’s where the money is” — Willie Sutton

 

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Alan Sheinwald: Nice Have Money

Posted by admin on Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Meaning of Alan Sheinwald Money Quote: saying it’s always nice when you’ve got some money – whether rich or poor. Alan Sheinwald said:
 
Rich or poor it’s nice to have money Quote
 

“Rich or poor it’s nice to have money” — Alan Sheinwald

 

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Henry Wheeler Shaw: Good Dog

Posted by admin on Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Meaning of Henry Wheeler Shaw Money Quote: saying Money allows purchase of a quality dog, but not the wagging tail. Henry Wheeler Shaw said:

 
Money allows purchase of a quality dog, but not the wagging tail Quote
 

“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail” — Henry Wheeler Shaw

 

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