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on Thursday, April 18, 2019Clarence Darrow Money Quote saying criminals may have similar instincts to ruthless business leaders, but fail to form a corporate entity to become legally ruthless. Clarence Darrow said:
“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts; but, without sufficient capital to form a corporation” — Clarence Darrow
Born April 18, 1867 – Died March 13, 1938
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Butch Cassidy: Pay Stop Robbing
on Saturday, April 13, 2019Butch Cassidy (Robert LeRoy Parker) Funny Money Quote saying, he found it funny that Union Pacific Railroad executive E.H. Harriman paid his security team so much to prevent train robberies, he proposed to save the railroad money by accepting their pay instead of stealing the money. Butch Cassidy said:
“If E.F. Harriman paid me what he’s paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I’d stop robbing him” — Butch Cassidy
Born April 13, 1866 – Died November 7, 1908
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Bette Davis: Marry Million Dollars
on Friday, April 5, 2019Bette Davis Money Quote saying she’d be compatible with any wealthy man willing to split is net worth with her and then die . Bette Davis said:
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year” — Bette Davis
Born April 5, 1908 – Died October 6, 1989
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Groucho Marx: Sex Receipt
on Thursday, March 14, 2019Groucho Marx Money Quote saying he has proof of the first sexual encounter in the form of a paper receipt, still on file. Groucho Marx said:
“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt” — Groucho Marx
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Dr. Seuss: Bigger Factory Shipping
on Saturday, March 2, 2019Dr. Seuss Money Quote saying growing a business is all any business wants, regardless of consequences. Dr. Seuss said:
“I had to grow bigger so bigger I got. I biggered my factory, I biggered my roads, I biggered the wagons, I biggered the loads, of the Thneeds I shipped out I was shipping them forth from the South, to the East, to the West. To the North, I went right on biggering selling more thneeds. And I biggered my money which everyone needs” — Dr. Seuss
Born March 2, 1904 – Died September 24, 1991
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John McEnroe: Publicity Manners
on Saturday, February 16, 2019John McEnroe Money Quote saying manners are not a common part of publicity and the excitement generated by money. John McEnroe said:
“Where money and publicity meet, there’s always excitement, but good behavior is rarely a part of the mix. Manners are the operating rules of more stable systems” — John McEnroe
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Paul Newman: Food Outgrossing
on Saturday, January 26, 2019Paul Newman Money Quote saying about his ‘Newman’s Own’ brand that it was earning more than his movies – (All profits were donated to charity). Paul Newman said:
“The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films” — Paul Newman
Born January 26, 1925 – Died September 26, 2008
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Edith Wharton: Great Deal of Money
on Thursday, January 24, 2019Edith Wharton Money Quote saying money is as essential to survival as breath and not having enough leaves anyone gasping. Edith Wharton said:
“The only way to not think about money is to have a great deal of it. You might as well say that the only way not to think about air is to have enough to breathe” — Edith Wharton
Born January 24, 1862 – Died: August 11, 1937
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