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on Saturday, January 21, 2023Meaning of Lemony Snicket Money Quote: saying those that dismiss the value of money could be compared to someone who has already had their desert. Lemony Snicket said:
“People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter — it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices” — Lemony Snicket
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Cary Grant: Not For Money
on Wednesday, January 18, 2023Meaning of Cary Grant Money Quote: saying multiple marriages were begun for reasons other than for money. Cary Grant said:
“I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them” — Cary Grant
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Leigh Bardugo: Bet on Myself
on Saturday, January 14, 2023Meaning of Leigh Bardugo Money Quote: saying self confidence can sometimes require outsider belief and use external financing. Leigh Bardugo said:
“I like to bet on myself whenever I can. But usually with other people’s money” — Leigh Bardugo
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Quentin R. Bufogle: Rich & Famous
on Wednesday, December 28, 2022Meaning of Quentin R. Bufogle Money Quote: saying when the choice is being famous or being wealthy, take the wealth. Quentin R. Bufogle said:
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I’d trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money” — Quentin R. Bufogle said:
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Lacey London: Receipts Hated
on Tuesday, November 15, 2022Meaning of Lacey London Money Quote: saying receipts are compared to death certificates for deceased money – cash you no longer own. Lacey London said:
“I’ve always hated receipts. They remind me of little death certificates for the money that you no longer have. How depressingly morbid” — Lacey London
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Samuel Brannan: Receipt Signed
on Sunday, November 13, 2022Meaning of Samuel Brannan Money Quote: saying sending church money requires a receipt signed by God. Samuel Brannan said:
“You go back and tell Brigham Young that I’ll give up the Lord’s money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner” — Samuel Brannan
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Mitch Hedberg: Transaction Receipt
on Friday, November 11, 2022Meaning of Mitch Hedberg Money Quote: saying there is no reason to issue receipts for inconsequential items we needn’t prove we bought. Mitch Hedberg said:
“I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this! I can’t imagine a scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend…’Don’t even act like I didn’t buy that doughnut! I’ve got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it’s back home, in the file. Under d…for doughnut.'” — Mitch Hedberg
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Rodney Dangerfield: Keep Receipts
on Friday, November 4, 2022Meaning of Rodney Dangerfield Money Quote: saying buy only petite clothing and keep your proof of purchase so your wife can replace it in her size. Rodney Dangerfield said:
“Never guess your wife’s size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt” — Rodney Dangerfield
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