Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Next Page »

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Prostitute Payment

Posted by admin on Thursday, September 20, 2018

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying most couples could call their partnership prostitution if they accepted daily payment and had very short relationships. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
 
Difference between Prostitution and most relationships are method of payment Quote
 

“The main differences between prostitution and most relationships are the lengths of the relationships and the methods of payment” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 
Share the Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money quote image above on your site:

 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Joey Adams: Psychiatrist Costly, Wife Free

Posted by admin on Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Joey Adams Money Quote saying Psychotherapists are expensive and you could get the same questions are asked by your spouse for free. Joey Adams said:
 
Psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for free Quote
 

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing” — Joey Adams

 
Share the Joey Adams Money quote image above on your site:

 
 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Immortality Sold

Posted by admin on Monday, May 7, 2018

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying the wealthy can buy whatever they like, so if it were possible to purchase immortality, some would have bought it. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
 
God would have sold immortality to the rich long ago Quote
 

“If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 
Share the Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money quote image above on your site:

 
 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Stephen Colbert: Trump on Hush Money

Posted by admin on Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Stephen Colbert Money Quote saying we pay tribute to our most revered leaders by putting them on currency. Donald Trump perfectly represents ‘Hush Money’ after paying pornstars and nude models to keep quiet about their affairs with him. Stephen Colbert said:
 
The greatest presidents are honored, they end up on our currency. Donald Trump could end up on our hush money Quote
“The greatest presidents are honored, they end up on our currency. Donald Trump could end up on our hush money” — Stephen Colbert
 
Share the Stephen Colbert Money quote image above on your site:

 


 
money paid so that someone will keep information secret : money that a person pays someone to hush something up Quote
 
Share the Hush Money Defined image above on your site:

 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Buying Romance

Posted by admin on Sunday, April 22, 2018

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying women get a romantic feeling from shopping or being shopped for – so buying is therefore romance defined. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
 
Buying is the foundation of most women's definition of romantic Quote
 

“Buying is the foundation of most women’s definition of romantic” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 
Share the Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money quote image above on your site:

 

 

Ellen DeGeneres: 100 Years Ago Equal Pay

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Ellen Degeneres Money Quote saying in a funny variant of the protest call and response mode that we needed equal pay for men and women a century ago. Ellen Degeneres said:
 
What do we want? Equal Pay! When do we want it? 100 Years ago Quote
 

“What do we want? Equal pay! When do we want it? 100 years ago” — Ellen DeGeneres

 
Share the Ellen DeGeneres Money quote image above on your site:

 


 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Tony Kornheiser: Greedy Fingers Boycotting

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Tony Kornheiser Money Quote saying in a humor column in the Washington Post, reprinted by LA Times in 1989, poking fun at Donald Trump for shameless self promotion. Tony Kornheiser said:
 
Tony Kornheiser Chop Greedy Fingers Boycotting
 

Revenge of the Committee to Chop off his short greedy fingers by boycotting his hotels, casinos, resorts and self-inflating sports events, Chump de Trump
— Tony Kornheiser

 
Tony Kornheiser Trump Humor LA Times May 12, 1989
 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Matshona Dhliwayo: Money Valentine’s Day

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Funny Money Quotes: there is only one day where money can buy love – Valentine’s Day and maybe anniversaries and birthdays and Christmas. Matshona Dhliwayo said:
 
Money can't buy love, except on Valentine's Day Quote

Money can’t buy love, except on Valentine’s Day
— Matshona Dhliwayo

 
Share the Matshona Dhliwayo Money quote image above on your site:

 
Short Link to this Quote:

 

Next Page »
Money Quotes Daily

Money Quotes Daily