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Lemony Snicket: Money Matter

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 21, 2023

Meaning of Lemony Snicket Money Quote: saying those that dismiss the value of money could be compared to someone who has already had their desert. Lemony Snicket said:

 
People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter — it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices Quote
 

“People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter — it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices” — Lemony Snicket

 

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Cary Grant: Not For Money

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Meaning of Cary Grant Money Quote: saying multiple marriages were begun for reasons other than for money. Cary Grant said:

 
I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them Quote
 

“I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them” — Cary Grant

 

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Leigh Bardugo: Bet on Myself

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 14, 2023

Meaning of Leigh Bardugo Money Quote: saying self confidence can sometimes require outsider belief and use external financing. Leigh Bardugo said:

 
I like to bet on myself whenever I can. But usually with other people’s money Quote

“I like to bet on myself whenever I can. But usually with other people’s money” — Leigh Bardugo

 

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Quentin R. Bufogle: Rich & Famous

Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Meaning of Quentin R. Bufogle Money Quote: saying when the choice is being famous or being wealthy, take the wealth. Quentin R. Bufogle said:
 
rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money Quote
 

“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I’d trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money” — Quentin R. Bufogle said:
 

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Lacey London: Receipts Hated

Posted by admin on Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Meaning of Lacey London Money Quote: saying receipts are compared to death certificates for deceased money – cash you no longer own. Lacey London said:
 
I've always hated receipts. They remind me of little death certificates for the money that you no longer have. How depressingly morbid Quote
 

“I’ve always hated receipts. They remind me of little death certificates for the money that you no longer have. How depressingly morbid” — Lacey London

 

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Samuel Brannan: Receipt Signed

Posted by admin on Sunday, November 13, 2022

Meaning of Samuel Brannan Money Quote: saying sending church money requires a receipt signed by God. Samuel Brannan said:
 
Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner Quote

“You go back and tell Brigham Young that I’ll give up the Lord’s money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner” — Samuel Brannan

 

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Mitch Hedberg: Transaction Receipt

Posted by admin on Friday, November 11, 2022

Meaning of Mitch Hedberg Money Quote: saying there is no reason to issue receipts for inconsequential items we needn’t prove we bought. Mitch Hedberg said:
 
receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction!
 

“I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this! I can’t imagine a scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend…’Don’t even act like I didn’t buy that doughnut! I’ve got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it’s back home, in the file. Under d…for doughnut.'” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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Rodney Dangerfield: Keep Receipts

Posted by admin on Friday, November 4, 2022

Meaning of Rodney Dangerfield Money Quote: saying buy only petite clothing and keep your proof of purchase so your wife can replace it in her size. Rodney Dangerfield said:
 
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt Quote
 

“Never guess your wife’s size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt” — Rodney Dangerfield

 

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