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on Monday, June 22, 2020Mark Twain Money Quote saying the value of the end of a headache is much higher than the difficult painful portion. Mark Twain said:
“Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute” — Mark Twain
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Sarah Silverman: My Money Face
on Saturday, June 20, 2020Sarah Silverman Money Quote saying she wants to be represented by her portrait on currency. Sarah Silverman said:
“I want my face on money. I really do. I feel like I deserve… I want my face on money, period. I just… I want my period face on money” — Sarah Silverman
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Papers
on Thursday, May 14, 2020Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying that as society advanced, the human condition has become about representations instead of sustaining ourselves. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Mark Russell: Money Goes Fast
on Monday, April 13, 2020Mark Russell Money Quote saying money goes so fast, that it should look faster. A spoiler might help. Mark Russell said:
“The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it” — Mark Russell
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Al Bernstein: A Lot of Publicity
on Tuesday, March 31, 2020Al Bernstein Money Quote saying it’s possible for a wealthy fool to buy PR that makes them look great. Al Bernstein said:
“A fool and his money get a lot of publicity” — Al Bernstein
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Marya Mannes: Loss Obsessed
on Tuesday, March 24, 2020Marya Mannes Money Quote saying our obsessions inspire us to see things in opposite ways. Marya Mannes said:
“If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring” — Marya Mannes
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Stanley Weiser: Fool Money Place
on Sunday, March 22, 2020Stanley Weiser Money Quote saying foolish behavior often distances people from money, but some are lucky. Stanley Weiser said:
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place” — Stanley Weiser
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Paul Harvey: Money Mouth
on Wednesday, March 18, 2020Paul Harvey Money Quote saying most folks want others to put money in where their own mouth is, but he wants them to put their money in his. Paul Harvey said:
“I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is” — Paul Harvey
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