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on Saturday, November 21, 2020Conan O’Brien Money Quote saying former president Bush attempted to claim Iraq as a dependent on his tax return. Conan O’Brien said:
“Earlier today, the White House released President Bush’s tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq” — Conan O’Brien
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G. K. Chesterton: Rich Are Scum
on Saturday, October 10, 2020G.K. Chesterton Money Quote saying there is no difference in the character of the rich, regardless of their nationality. G.K. Chesterton said:
“The rich are the scum of the earth in every country” — G. K. Chesterton
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Will Rogers: Russia Income Tax
on Saturday, September 12, 2020Will Rogers Money Quote saying that there isn’t any tax on income in Russia because there isn’t any income. Will Rogers said:
“There is no income tax in Russia. But there’s no income” — Will Rogers
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Frank Dane: Woman’s Heart Wallet
on Friday, September 11, 2020Frank Dane Money Quote saying the route to the heart is through the bank account. Frank Dane said:
“The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet” — Frank Dane
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Karl Marx: Business Opportunity
on Wednesday, July 15, 2020Karl Marx Money Quote saying sometimes it’s better to make money from those in need than to help them solve their problem. Karl Marx said:
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity” — Karl Marx
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Mark Twain: Undervalue Headache
on Monday, June 22, 2020Mark Twain Money Quote saying the value of the end of a headache is much higher than the difficult painful portion. Mark Twain said:
“Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute” — Mark Twain
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Sarah Silverman: My Money Face
on Saturday, June 20, 2020Sarah Silverman Money Quote saying she wants to be represented by her portrait on currency. Sarah Silverman said:
“I want my face on money. I really do. I feel like I deserve… I want my face on money, period. I just… I want my period face on money” — Sarah Silverman
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Papers
on Thursday, May 14, 2020Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying that as society advanced, the human condition has become about representations instead of sustaining ourselves. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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