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on Friday, October 20, 2023Meaning of Dave Ramsey Money Quote: saying you may need to have surgery to remove your plastic credit cards. Dave Ramsey said:
“At this point, you are ready for a plastectomy—plastic surgery to cut up your credit cards” — Dave Ramsey
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J. Paul Getty: Meek Inherit Earth
on Wednesday, October 11, 2023Meaning of J. Paul Getty Money Quote: saying the meek shall be heirs and inherit everything except the rights to mine minerals. J. Paul Getty said:
“The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights” — J. Paul Getty
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Dick Butkus: Lots of Money, Retire
on Thursday, October 5, 2023Meaning of Dick Butkus Money Quote: saying compares himself to the thoroughbred race horse Secretariat as though he might retire and create more football players. Dick Butkus said:
“If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I’d retire – like Secretariat” — Dick Butkus
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Chris Rock: Bullets Cost $5000
on Sunday, September 24, 2023Meaning of Chris Rock Money Quote: saying that if everyone had to pay an exorbitant cost for ammunition – there would be less random shootings. Chris Rock said:
“I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders” — Chris Rock
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Chelsea Handler: Register at Bank
on Monday, June 5, 2023Meaning of Chelsea Handler Money Quote: saying gift registries at banks could let the bride make clear a preference for financial products. Chelsea Handler said:
“When I get married, I’m gonna register at Bank of America” — Chelsea Handler
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Willie Sutton: Where The Money Is
on Thursday, May 25, 2023Meaning of Willie Sutton Money Quote: saying it only makes sense that to rob, go where there is money, banks have it. Willie Sutton said:
“(Why do you rob banks, Willie?) Because that’s where the money is” — Willie Sutton
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Alan Sheinwald: Nice Have Money
on Tuesday, May 9, 2023Meaning of Alan Sheinwald Money Quote: saying it’s always nice when you’ve got some money – whether rich or poor. Alan Sheinwald said:
“Rich or poor it’s nice to have money” — Alan Sheinwald
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Henry Wheeler Shaw: Good Dog
on Wednesday, March 22, 2023Meaning of Henry Wheeler Shaw Money Quote: saying Money allows purchase of a quality dog, but not the wagging tail. Henry Wheeler Shaw said:
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail” — Henry Wheeler Shaw
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