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on Thursday, June 20, 2019Nicole Kidman Money Quote saying it’s not that men pay for the company of women, they are really paying to end the visit. Nicole Kidman said:
“Men don’t pay you for sex, they pay you to leave after sex” — Nicole Kidman
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Marilyn Monroe: Fifty Cent Soul
on Saturday, June 1, 2019Marilyn Monroe Money Quote saying Hollywood is willing to pay much more for minor things than the most important existential gifts. Marilyn Monroe said:
“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents” — Marilyn Monroe
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Mother Jones: Capitalist Ladies
on Wednesday, May 1, 2019Mother Jones (aka Mary Harris) Money Quote saying that capitalists look for ways to distract and entertain women, rather than wanting them to be themselves. Mother Jones (aka Mary Harris) said:
“A lady is the last thing on earth I want to be. Capitalists sidetrack the women into clubs and make ladies of them” — Mother Jones
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Barbra Streisand: Applause Money?
on Friday, April 26, 2019Barbra Streisand Money Quote saying what does clapping mean other than saying thank you, we enjoyed that, you’re done now. Barbra Streisand said:
“What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give ’em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause – that I can respond to” — Barbra Streisand
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Conan O’Brien: CVS Receipt Dems
on Saturday, April 20, 2019Conan O’Brien Money Quote saying because there are so many democratic candidates for President in 2020, why not use those really long CVS receipts to print them all out? Conan O’Brien said:
“Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts” — Conan O’Brien
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Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 9, 2019
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Clarence Darrow: Criminal Capital
on Thursday, April 18, 2019Clarence Darrow Money Quote saying criminals may have similar instincts to ruthless business leaders, but fail to form a corporate entity to become legally ruthless. Clarence Darrow said:
“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts; but, without sufficient capital to form a corporation” — Clarence Darrow
Born April 18, 1867 – Died March 13, 1938
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Butch Cassidy: Pay Stop Robbing
on Saturday, April 13, 2019Butch Cassidy (Robert LeRoy Parker) Funny Money Quote saying, he found it funny that Union Pacific Railroad executive E.H. Harriman paid his security team so much to prevent train robberies, he proposed to save the railroad money by accepting their pay instead of stealing the money. Butch Cassidy said:
“If E.F. Harriman paid me what he’s paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I’d stop robbing him” — Butch Cassidy
Born April 13, 1866 – Died November 7, 1908
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Bette Davis: Marry Million Dollars
on Friday, April 5, 2019Bette Davis Money Quote saying she’d be compatible with any wealthy man willing to split is net worth with her and then die . Bette Davis said:
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year” — Bette Davis
Born April 5, 1908 – Died October 6, 1989
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