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Woody Allen: Good Thing Being Poor at 70

Posted by admin on Saturday, October 6, 2018

Woody Allen Money Quote saying poor people don’t have to worry about relatives seeking to gain control of their assets as they get old. Woody Allen said:
 
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate Quote
 

“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate” — Woody Allen

 
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Groucho Marx: Worked Way Up To Poverty

Posted by admin on Friday, October 5, 2018

Groucho Marx Money Quote saying it’s funny that working can lead to poverty when starting from having nothing at all. Groucho Marx said:
 
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty Quote
 

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty” — Groucho Marx

 
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Ronald Reagan: Poverty a Well Paid Career

Posted by admin on Thursday, October 4, 2018

Ronald Reagan Money Quote saying suggesting that the poor are well-paid for being destitute. Ronald Reagan said:
 
Poverty is a career for lot's of well-paid people Quote
 

“Poverty is a career for lot’s of well-paid people” — Ronald Reagan

 
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Honore de Balzac: Great Fortunes & Crime

Posted by admin on Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Honore de Balzac Money Quote saying Funny money quote that seems to fit many inexplicable fortunes. Honore de Balzac said:
 

The secret of a great fortune made without apparent cause is soon forgotten, if the crime is committed in a respectable way Quote
 

“The secret of a great fortune made without apparent cause is soon forgotten, if the crime is committed in a respectable way” — Honore de Balzac

 
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Prostitute Payment

Posted by admin on Thursday, September 20, 2018

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying most couples could call their partnership prostitution if they accepted daily payment and had very short relationships. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
 
Difference between Prostitution and most relationships are method of payment Quote
 

“The main differences between prostitution and most relationships are the lengths of the relationships and the methods of payment” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 
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Joey Adams: Psychiatrist Costly, Wife Free

Posted by admin on Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Joey Adams Money Quote saying Psychotherapists are expensive and you could get the same questions are asked by your spouse for free. Joey Adams said:
 
Psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for free Quote
 

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing” — Joey Adams

 
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Immortality Sold

Posted by admin on Monday, May 7, 2018

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying the wealthy can buy whatever they like, so if it were possible to purchase immortality, some would have bought it. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:
 
God would have sold immortality to the rich long ago Quote
 

“If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 
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Stephen Colbert: Trump on Hush Money

Posted by admin on Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Stephen Colbert Money Quote saying we pay tribute to our most revered leaders by putting them on currency. Donald Trump perfectly represents ‘Hush Money’ after paying pornstars and nude models to keep quiet about their affairs with him. Stephen Colbert said:
 
The greatest presidents are honored, they end up on our currency. Donald Trump could end up on our hush money Quote
“The greatest presidents are honored, they end up on our currency. Donald Trump could end up on our hush money” — Stephen Colbert
 
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money paid so that someone will keep information secret : money that a person pays someone to hush something up Quote
 
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