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Rip Taylor: Didn’t Rob any Banks

Posted by admin on Sunday, October 6, 2019

Rip Taylor Money Quote saying he was not dead – it was Rip Torn … until today… when it really was Rip Taylor – RIP Rip. Rip Taylor said:
 
And I didn't rob any banks either! Quote

 

“… And I didn’t rob any banks either!” — Rip Taylor

 
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Chris Rock: Debt Fund, In The Hole

Posted by admin on Monday, September 9, 2019

Chris Rock Money Quote saying his kids will need to be prepared to pay off his debt after he’s gone, rather than inheriting lots of money. Chris Rock said:
 
poiled? My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund and when I die they’ll be 4 million in the hole Quote
 

“Spoiled? My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund and when I die they’ll be 4 million in the hole” — Chris Rock

 
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Lily Tomlin: No Buyers of Integrity

Posted by admin on Sunday, September 1, 2019

Lily Tomlin Money Quote saying anyone can look like they are unwilling to sell their integrity if there are no buyers who want some of it. Lily Tomlin said:
 
Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers Quote
 

“Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers” — Lily Tomlin

 
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Pee-wee Herman: Sell My Bike?!

Posted by admin on Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Pee-Wee Herman Money Quote saying his bike is worth more to him than any amount of money and he’d never consider selling it. Pee-Wee Herman said:
 
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! Quote
 

“I wouldn’t sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!” — Pee-Wee Herman

 
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David Koch: Father Left Me Millions

Posted by admin on Friday, August 23, 2019

David Koch Money Quote saying he worked as an entrepreneur for years until he inherited a fortune from his father. David Koch said:
 
One day, my father gave me an apple. I soon sold it for five dollars and bought two apples and sold them for ten. Then I bought four apples and sold them for twenty. Well, this went on day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year, until my father died and left me three hundred million dollars! Quote
 

“One day, my father gave me an apple. I soon sold it for five dollars and bought two apples and sold them for ten. Then I bought four apples and sold them for twenty. Well, this went on day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year, until my father died and left me three hundred million dollars!” — David Koch

 
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Dorothy Parker: God Feels Money

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 22, 2019

Dorothy Parker Money Quote saying those who have been blessed with money may not be in God’s favor as much as we might think. Dorothy Parker said:
 
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to Quote
 

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to” — Dorothy Parker

 
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George Meany: Economics Experts

Posted by admin on Friday, August 16, 2019

George Meany Money Quote saying economists are so revered that their expertise is granted without evidence. George Meany said:
 
Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right Quote
 

“Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right” — George Meany

 
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Polly Bergen: Extra Bedroom Closet

Posted by admin on Sunday, July 14, 2019

Polly Bergen Money Quote saying once she was able to buy a house, the nearest second bedroom became a very large closet. Polly Bergen said:
 
The secret I've lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And that's always my closet Quote
 

“The secret I’ve lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And that’s always my closet” — Polly Bergen

 
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