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on Saturday, December 7, 2019Emily Browning Money Quote saying U.S. currency is all very much the same color, unlike most international currency, which is more varied by denomination. Emily Browning said:
“The only problem I have with American money is that it’s all kind of the same color, so I’m always having to look. Whereas with Australian money, you have purple, blue, yellow… We keep it nice and simple” — Emily Browning
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Ron Kittle: Pay Poor Attention
on Monday, December 2, 2019Ron Kittle Money Quote saying that his mind has no consciousness funds to pay. Ron Kittle said:
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention” — Ron Kittle
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Robert Goulet: I Pay People
on Tuesday, November 26, 2019Robert Goulet Money Quote saying No need to exercise when you can pay someone to do it for you. Robert Goulet said:
“I don’t work out. I pay people to do that for me” — Robert Goulet
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Art Buchwald: Economist Love
on Sunday, October 20, 2019Art Buchwald Money Quote saying those who are book smart may not actually have real experience to inform their knowledge. Art Buchwald said:
“An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women” — Art Buchwald
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Rip Taylor: Didn’t Rob any Banks
on Sunday, October 6, 2019Rip Taylor Money Quote saying he was not dead – it was Rip Torn … until today… when it really was Rip Taylor – RIP Rip. Rip Taylor said:
“… And I didn’t rob any banks either!” — Rip Taylor
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Left: Rip Torn
Right: Rip TaylorThank you. pic.twitter.com/LQPYgg1l2X
— Jesse Horne (@Jesse_Horne) July 10, 2019
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Chris Rock: Debt Fund, In The Hole
on Monday, September 9, 2019Chris Rock Money Quote saying his kids will need to be prepared to pay off his debt after he’s gone, rather than inheriting lots of money. Chris Rock said:
“Spoiled? My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund and when I die they’ll be 4 million in the hole” — Chris Rock
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Lily Tomlin: No Buyers of Integrity
on Sunday, September 1, 2019Lily Tomlin Money Quote saying anyone can look like they are unwilling to sell their integrity if there are no buyers who want some of it. Lily Tomlin said:
“Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers” — Lily Tomlin
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Pee-wee Herman: Sell My Bike?!
on Tuesday, August 27, 2019Pee-Wee Herman Money Quote saying his bike is worth more to him than any amount of money and he’d never consider selling it. Pee-Wee Herman said:
“I wouldn’t sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!” — Pee-Wee Herman
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