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on Monday, October 25, 2021Christine Money Quote saying the game of Monopoly shows its age by how it references taxing the rich who must go to jail like everyone else. Christine said:
“You know the game Monopoly is an old game because there is a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail” — Christine
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You know the game Monopoly is an old game because there is a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail ..
— christine (@christi02127678) October 25, 2021
Ambrose Bierce: Money Pretenses
on Friday, September 10, 2021Ambrose Bierce Money Quote saying in ‘Devil’s Dictionary’ that divination by reading wrinkles in the hand is criminal. Ambrose Bierce said:
“PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method of obtaining money by false pretences” — Ambrose Bierce
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Bob Newhart: Spent Keeping Alive
on Sunday, September 5, 2021Bob Newhart Money Quote saying we should ask those we struggle to keep alive what their preferences when so much is spent to help them survive. Bob Newhart said:
“A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don’t necessarily want to be alive” — Bob Newhart
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Noel Gallagher: Cursed With Talent
on Wednesday, August 25, 2021Noel Gallagher Money Quote saying with so much talent it’s not possible to avoid making money. Noel Gallagher said:
“I’m not interested in making money. It’s just that with my talent, I’m cursed with it” — Noel Gallagher
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Kobe Bryant: Own Rich Athletes
on Monday, August 23, 2021Kobe Bryant Money Quote saying why he’d rather not be a team owner – entitled, wealthy athletes are too much. Kobe Bryant said:
“You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you” — Kobe Bryant
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Ricki Lake: Bowling For Dollars
on Saturday, August 14, 2021Ricki Lake Money Quote saying If she’d been on a game show, she’d have had to pay the prize money. Ricki Lake said:
“If I had been on ‘Bowling for Dollars,’ I’d wind up owing them money” — Ricki Lake
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J. Paul Getty: Money Like Manure
on Friday, August 6, 2021J. Paul Getty Money Quote saying in short that money stinks unless it is dispersed. J. Paul Getty said:
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells” — J. Paul Getty
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Joe E. Lewis: Poor Got Money
on Thursday, August 5, 2021Joe E. Lewis Money Quote saying it isn’t important if you are wealthy or not – as long as you have money. Joe E. Lewis said:
“It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor – as long as you’ve got money” — Joe E. Lewis
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