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on Friday, August 16, 2019George Meany Money Quote saying economists are so revered that their expertise is granted without evidence. George Meany said:
“Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right” — George Meany
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Polly Bergen: Extra Bedroom Closet
on Sunday, July 14, 2019Polly Bergen Money Quote saying once she was able to buy a house, the nearest second bedroom became a very large closet. Polly Bergen said:
“The secret I’ve lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And that’s always my closet” — Polly Bergen
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P.T. Barnum: Lost Dollar Taste
on Friday, July 5, 2019P.T. Barnum Money Quote saying those who believe American tastes are poor have not lost on that bet as yet. P.T. Barnum said:
“Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public” — P.T. Barnum
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John Wanamaker: Half Ads Wasted
on Thursday, July 4, 2019John Wanamaker Money Quote saying what everyone knows is that most ads are ignored and if we knew which ones, we could save the money spent on them. John Wanamaker said:
“Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half” — John Wanamaker
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Stephen Leacock: Arrest Intelligence
on Wednesday, July 3, 2019Stephen Leacock Money Quote saying we all understand that advertising is meant to appeal to emotions rather than wit and is designed to stop critical thought. Stephen Leacock said:
“Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it” — Stephen Leacock
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Nicole Kidman: Pay to Leave After
on Thursday, June 20, 2019Nicole Kidman Money Quote saying it’s not that men pay for the company of women, they are really paying to end the visit. Nicole Kidman said:
“Men don’t pay you for sex, they pay you to leave after sex” — Nicole Kidman
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Marilyn Monroe: Fifty Cent Soul
on Saturday, June 1, 2019Marilyn Monroe Money Quote saying Hollywood is willing to pay much more for minor things than the most important existential gifts. Marilyn Monroe said:
“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents” — Marilyn Monroe
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Mother Jones: Capitalist Ladies
on Wednesday, May 1, 2019Mother Jones (aka Mary Harris) Money Quote saying that capitalists look for ways to distract and entertain women, rather than wanting them to be themselves. Mother Jones (aka Mary Harris) said:
“A lady is the last thing on earth I want to be. Capitalists sidetrack the women into clubs and make ladies of them” — Mother Jones
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