Tom Armstrong: Christmas Santa Suspicions

Posted by admin on Friday, December 17, 2010

Tom Armstrong Money Quote saying that the profile of Santa looks a little suspicious when viewed through the lens of law enforcement of criminals. Tom Armstrong said:
 

 

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” — Tom Armstrong

 

 

Tom Armstrong jokingly suggests that Santa’s profile looks suspicious from a law enforcement perspective. He notes that Santa wears a beard, has no visible source of income, and flies to cities around the world under cover of darkness.

Armstrong suggests this could mean that Santa is laundering illegal drug money or engaged in other criminal activities. The quote is meant to be funny and tap into stereotypes about criminal behavior for comedic effect.