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		<title>Money Quote: Mark Cuban on Patriotic Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Cuban Money Quotation saying The best thing to do if you want to be a patriot is give the government the share of income they require of you. Mark Cuban said: Pay your taxes. It&#8217;s the most patriotic thing you can do &#8211; Mark Cuban Related posts:Money Quote: Mark Cuban on Enjoying Earnings Funny [...]


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		<title>Funny Money Quote: Roger Jones on Long Odds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: The monstrously long odds of winning the lottery is not something those who play it want to give serious consideration. Roger Jones said: I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged &#8211; Roger Jones Related posts:Fran Lebowitz Funny Money Quote on Lottery Odds Monique Lloyd Money Quote [...]


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		<title>Tax Quote: Winston Churchill on Prosperity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 15:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winston Churchill Tax Quotation contributing to the argument over how to achieve economic recovery with a historic comment suggesting the conservative view. Winston Churchill said: We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle [...]


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		<title>Tax Quote: Bill Archer on Taxation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Archer Tax Quotation saying being human is not something the government is well known for &#8211; taxation has no connection to caring. Bill Archer said: We must care for each other more, and tax each other less &#8211; Bill Archer Related posts:Tax Quote: Vanya Cohen on Robbery &#038; Taxation Funny Bill Vaughn Tax Quote [...]


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		<title>Tax Quote Harvey Mackay on Accountants</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harvey Mackay Money Quotation saying accountants can be worth far more to us than their cost suggests &#8211; if they act as advocates for maximum value. Harvey Mackay said: Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception [...]


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		<title>George W. Bush Funny Tax Quote on Tax Time Reform</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 16:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: Presidential malaprops, hyperbole and misstatements aside &#8211; we spend a lot of time writing, reviewing and checking our tax forms. George W. Bush said: Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms. (sic) &#8211; George W. Bush Related posts:George W. Bush Funny Tax Quote on Passing the Buck [...]


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		<title>George W. Bush Funny Tax Quote on Passing the Buck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: The ex-president and his wealthy friends hire uniquely talented accountants for reasons that are different from the little people &#8211; perhaps Americans should return the favor. George W. Bush said: The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason – to pass the tax bill on to you &#8211; George W. Bush [...]


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		<title>Mark Twain Funny Tax Quote on Gutted Bank Accounts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: Comparing taxidermy to tax collection sounds reasonable comparison when feeling like we&#8217;re gutting our bank account to stuff the IRS. Mark Twain said: What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin &#8211; Mark Twain Related posts:Mark Twain Funny Money Quote: Twice Tainted Mark [...]


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		<title>Herman Wouk Funny Tax Quote on Fictional Returns</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: It seems that preparing our taxes sometimes induces creativity beyond our usual abilities and inventiveness. Herman Wouk said: Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today &#8211; Herman Wouk Related posts:B. J. Gupta Money Quote on Creative Zeal Funny Mick Jagger Money Quote says he Can&#8217;t Afford the Taxes [...]


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		<title>Funny Tax Quote: Singing Accountant on 1040 Deductions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Money Quotes: The Singing Accountant Steven Zelin treats us to altered lyrics of the Irving Gordon tune &#8216;Unforgettable&#8217; &#8211; released by Nat King Cole in 1951 in his sendup, Steven Zelin sings: “Tax deductible, That&#8217;s what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 [...]


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