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Jay Leno: Extortion for Love Day

Posted by admin on Saturday, February 14, 2015

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying women extort via expectation with threat of tearful retaliation if men aren’t generous with flowers, candy and fancy restaurants. Jay Leno said:

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

— Jay Leno

Love of Money taken quite literally by Pavel Constantin, Romania

Pavel Constantin, Romania

Jay Leno on Corporate Congressional Purchases

Posted by admin on Monday, July 29, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Congressmen make laws appear to be tough on buying votes when they are simply creating paper work. Jay Leno said:

Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt — Jay Leno

Citizens United Gettysburg Address by Christopher Weyant, The Hill

Christopher Weyant, The Hill

Jay Leno on Saving Money on Gas

Posted by admin on Sunday, July 28, 2013

Funny Money Quotes: Suggesting we have a tow truck carry our cars from place to place to save money on fuel. Jay Leno said:

I had my car towed. There’s nothing wrong with it. That was just cheaper than buying a tank of gas

— Jay Leno

Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags

Posted by admin on Monday, April 11, 2011

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag
— Jay Leno

Jay Leno: Lottery Winning Psychics

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 1, 2011

Jay Leno Funny Money Quote saying that Lotto winners should probably be disproportionately represented by psychics – why don’t they take advantage of their gift?. Jay Leno said:

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

— Jay Leno

Everyone plays the lottery. At least sometimes – joining office pools or when given a ticket (or ten) for a gift. Tell us in the comments what you would do if you won – seriously, what would you do – even in rich detail if you like. We may post it for our readers.

Winning the Lottery

Winning the Lottery

Jay Leno: Bargain Investing at Walmart

Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Jay Leno Funny Money Quote saying that investment in the stock market is comparable to big box store discounts in a flagging economy. Jay Leno said:

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

— Jay Leno

Jay Leno: Wall Mart Street

Posted by admin on Saturday, July 3, 2010

Jay Leno Money Quotation pokes fun at the financial woes of the market and Wall Street by comparing it to low end retailers.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

-– Jay Leno


Money Quotes Daily

Money Quotes Daily