Posts Tagged ‘checks’

Christopher G. Oechsli: Cut Million $ Checks

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 28, 2017

Christopher G. Oechsli Money Quote saying as chief executive of Atlantic Philanthropies that it’s hard work to give away large amounts of money responsibly. Christopher G. Oechsli said:

I wake up some mornings and think it would be nice to cut 10 checks and be done with it, but that’s not the best use of money. We have hundreds of millions of dollars to try to make a difference. You need to think really hard about doing it
— Christopher G. Oechsli

Phyllis Diller: Scenic Checks Ghetto

Posted by admin on Sunday, December 7, 2014

Phyllis Diller Money Quotation saying if images on our printed checks showed the status of our bank account, it might show ugly views. Phyllis Diller said:

There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto

— Phyllis Diller

Chris Rock on Wealthy Black People

Posted by admin on Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Chris Rock Money Quotation saying Shaq has lots of cash – but who pays Shaq – that’s the wealthy guy? Chris Rock said:

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy — Chris Rock

Rita Rudner: Signing Checks With Love

Posted by admin on Saturday, August 18, 2012

Funny Money Quotes: How to write a check that nobody will love except the bank – they won’t have to cash it. Rita Rudner said:

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, “Love, Rita.”

— Rita Rudner

Steven Wright: Speed of Checks =mc2

Posted by admin on Friday, January 21, 2011

Steven Wright Funny Money Quote saying Cashflow seems to be affected differently by the laws of physics when it comes to the postal system – income travels slower than bills, which move through the mail at the speed of light. Steven Wright said:

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

— Steven Wright

Oscar Wilde: New Years Resolutions Bank

Posted by admin on Friday, December 31, 2010

Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account

— Oscar Wilde

Bo Diddley: Mouth Writing Checks

Posted by admin on Sunday, June 13, 2010

Bo Diddley: Money Quotation on writing checks that may overdraw your account. This is no heads or tails issue – just some very wise advice about not mouthing off.

Don’t let your mouth write a check that your tail can’t cash.

— Bo Diddley

 

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