Posts Tagged ‘account’

Elayne Boosler: Banks Keep Savings

Posted by admin on Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying you can get a toaster from your bank instead of getting your savings returned if they are dishonest (likely). Elayne Boosler said:

Banks used to give us toasters when we opened an account. Now, they give us toasters instead of returning our savings
— Elayne Boosler

Peter Cohan: CFPB Wells Fargo Scandal

Posted by admin on Monday, December 12, 2016

Peter Cohan Money Quote saying the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau exposed the millions in fake accounts Wells Fargo created. Peter Cohan said:

The CFPB is responsible for bringing to light the Wells Fargo fake account scandal. It is hard to defend what Wells Fargo did and hard not to respect CFPB for bringing it to light
— Peter Cohan

Todd Gitlin: Trump Mind Like Steel Sieve

Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Todd Gitlin Money Quote saying Donald Trump has a mind like a steel sieve – which filters and collects only money for the bank and power for his ego. Todd Gitlin said:

This is not an open mind, this is a sieve mind linked to a bank account
— Todd Gitlin

Rocco Deserto: Haunted Bank Account

Posted by admin on Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Funny Money Quotes: More economical ways to scare yourself than Halloween ‘Experiences’ like haunted houses full of masked or make-up covered ghouls – like reading your bank book. Rocco Deserto said:

People pay a lot of money to go to a haunted house. I can get scared for free. All I need to do is look at my bank account
— Rocco Deserto

Andy Rooney: SuperBowl Expense Account

Posted by admin on Saturday, January 31, 2015

Andy Rooney Money Quotation saying simplistic commentary on the #SuperBowl game allows writing off the cost of attending the big game. Andy Rooney said:

The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account
— Andy Rooney

Jay Leno: IRS Red Flags

Posted by admin on Monday, April 11, 2011

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag
— Jay Leno

Oscar Wilde: New Years Resolutions Bank

Posted by admin on Friday, December 31, 2010

Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account

— Oscar Wilde

Fulton Sheen: Our Life as Cash Register

Posted by admin on Monday, October 4, 2010

Fulton J. Sheen Money Quote saying our life is fully accounted for, just as if we had each decision and every action gathered and totaled to reflect our balance. Sheen said:

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded

— Fulton J. Sheen

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