Annual Report for Clueless CEOhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/annual_report.jpg
Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me: which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?
Hot Dogs Bid $1.25 / Ask $1.75http://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/bid_ask.jpg
Bid Price & Ask Price only on Wall Street would a street vendor charge less than the market will bear in a bull market.
Credit Card Debt as Assethttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/credit_card_debt.jpg
Dow UP Report Newshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/dow_up.jpg
What is it about the Green Ones?
Former Exchange Client - Kick in the Headhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/exchange_client.jpg
Personally, before having the procedure done, I would have checked to see if the plastic surgeon had ever been a client here.
Foreign Investment Downsidehttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/foreign_investment.jpg
Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing the upper Amazon?
And I quote from the press release: "The fact that the new CEO has no retail experience will not prove detrimental to the company's future performance."
Investment Approach Failurehttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/investment_success.jpg
I don't think of my investment approach as a failure, it's more like a form of time-released success.
Timing Market Manipulationhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/lucent_backswing.jpg
Okay! Who said "Lucent" during my backswing?
Make More than You Spendhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/make_more_than_spend.jpg
I have no idea what he does, but he must be a success if he can make more than she can spend.
Making Sense of Marketshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/market_sense.jpg
Little wonder you can't make any sense out of the market, Bernard. Look! The quotes don't even cross the tape in alphabetical order.
Market Wealth Effecthttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/market_wealth_effect.jpg
Thanks to the market, I experienced the wealth effect for 6 months. Now I'm stuck with the pay-of-the-balance effect for the next forty-eight.
Trillion Dollar Gamehttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/trillion_dollar_game.jpg
Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!
Wall Street Endorsementhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/wall_street_endorsement.jpg
My husband used to work on Wall Street, but now he's a writer. He endorses welfare checks.
Economic Recovery Quarter Awayhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/recovery_quarter.jpg
"The recovery is just another quarter away?" I hope so, because that's what I'm down to.
Shady Dealings on Vacationhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/shady_dealings.jpg
Did he say he just got back from vacation? How can someone so shady have gotten such a good tan?
Fool & His Moneyhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/fool_his_money.jpg
Are a fool and his money still 'soon parted' if it's figured on a pro forma basis?
Why do we play tennis? According to my dad, it's to meet wealthy people who will give us investment ideas we'd never come up with on our own.
IPO Blank Checkshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/IPO_money1.jpg
How could we have burned through all of our IPO money sir, when we still have all of these blank checks left?
Good 'Til Cancelhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/stockbroker_cancel1.jpg
I knew there would be problems being married to a stockbroker. At our wedding ceremony Blake told the priest 'good 'til cancel' instead of 'til death do us part'
Stock Pick on Targethttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/winning_stock_pick1.jpg
A hunting jacket, how thoughtful! I didn't even pick one winning stock for you this year Mom
Discount Brokerage Cost Cutting Moveshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/discount$1.jpg
Here comes your confirmation slip from the discount broker.
100 Shares of K-Marthttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/firststrike1.jpg
NORAD says I launched a nuclear first strike when I entered my order for 100 shares of K-Mart? What price did I get filled at?
Dot Com Stockshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/dotcom1.jpg
I'm sorry Kate, I guess I should have said something to you and Chuck about mentioning Dot-Com stocks in front of Larry
Tech Stock Investmentshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/mouthwash1.jpg
How was I supposed to know "Tech" counted as a four letter word?
Cost of Raising Kidshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/raisingkids.jpg
Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem. Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it too!
Too Big To Jailhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Elizabeth-Warren-Too-Big-to-Jail.jpg
Elizabeth Warren as sheriff hunting bankers to prosecute for their part in the 2008 financial crisis John Darkow, Columbia Daily Tribune, Missouri
No Toto, We're Not in Democracy any Morehttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Not-in-Democracy-Toto.jpg
Tornado of campaign money from banks, super pacs and special interest groups blowing away democracy by Steve Sack, The Minneapolis Star Tribune
Political Corruption Carrot & Stickhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Politics-Corruption-Cartoom.jpg
Politicians spend the bulk of their time and energy chasing campaign contributions from powerful bankers, special interests and corporations with little energy left to govern in this cartoon by Daryl Cagle of CagleCartoons.com
Citizens United Gettysburg Addresshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Citizens-United-Gettysburg-Address.jpg
Citizens United Gettysburg Address by Christopher Weyant, The Hill
Love of Moneyhttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Love-of-Money.jpg
Love of Money taken quite literally in this editorial cartoon by Pavel Constantin, Romania
The Tsumoney by John Cole, The Scranton Times-Tribunehttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Tsumoney-Special-Interest-Campaign-Finance.jpg
The Tsumoney showing the tidal wave of special interest cash flooding into campaign finance and influencing elections - making them neither free or fair.
Recovery Room Economicshttp://itsamoneything.com/money/wp-content/uploads/slideshow-gallery/Recovery-Room-One-Percent-Taxes.jpg
The economic recovery has been a recovery only for the 1% - who have recovered all that was lost by the 99% as well as their own and offer only lower paying jobs to anemic middle and lower class.
Finance Funnies from cartoonist Doug Pike, whose Financial Cartoons focus on the stock market for Investment chuckles when you can look back and laugh about it all. Slide show of 26 cartoons for investors, bankers and financiers.
Take a look at his book of 100 Financial cartoons called “Splattered on the Road to Wealth” and download immediately to your Kindle Device.
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