Tax Deductible, That's What You Are: Steven Zelin

"Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity" -- Steven Zelin, the singing CPA to the tune of Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable"

Filing Tax Extension & Belated Mothers Day Gifts

"Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten." -- Lord Bramwell

Cheerfully Paying Taxes: God Loves Happy Fools

"If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer!" -- John Andrew Holmes

Tax Time: First Get Organized, then Commit Suicide

"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta." -- Dave Barry

Cogitation is Taxing, but is Never Taxed

"Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax." -- Charles F. Kettering

Mark Twain on Tax Collectors vs Tax-idermists

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” --Mark Twain

George Bush Quote: Hyperbole on Tax (Re)forms

"Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms. (sic)" -- George W. Bush