Monday, March 10, 2008

Ambrose Bierce Funny Quote: Acquaintance Borrower

"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to." -- Ambrose Bierce

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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Bob Hope Quote: Banks Make Unnecessary Loans

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Ben Franklin: Money Gets Rid of Trouble Makers

"If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money." -- Benjamin Franklin

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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Friendship Endures All But Request to Lend Money

"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." -- Mark Twain

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Bank Lends Money When You Don't Need It

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." -- Robert Frost

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