Wednesday, October 22, 2008

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said 'Cough!

“My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said 'Cough!'" -- Henny Youngman

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Friday, August 01, 2008

Keep the Doctor Out of Your Will if You Would Live

"The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir." -- Thomas Fuller

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