Enough Money to Last Forever, If I Don't Spend Any

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." -- Jackie Mason

Milton Berle Money Quote: Later Becomes Sooner Fast

"It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!" -- Milton Berle

Henny Youngman: Happiness Can't Buy Money

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." -- Henny Youngman

What to Buy that's More Exciting than Money?

"Money is much more exciting than anything it buys." -- Mignon McLaughlin

Buy When Others Sell, Hold Until They're Buying

"Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That's not just a catchy slogan. It's the very essence of successful investing." -- J. Paul Getty

Rich Enough to Buy Back Past?

"No man is rich enough to buy back his past." -– Oscar Wilde