Ambrose Bierce Funny Quote: Acquaintance Borrower

"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to." -- Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce on the God of Money, Mammon

"Mammon, n.: The god of the world's leading religion." -- Ambrose Bierce

Money No Advantage Until You Part With It

"Money, n. - A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it" -- Ambrose Bierce

Business a Gamble or Gambling on Business?

"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor on the business known as gambling" -- Ambrose Bierce