Poor Parents Will Not Be Declared Insane By Children

“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate” -- Woody Allen

Clear Sign- Large Deposit in Swiss Bank: Woody Allen

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." -- Woody Allen

It's Better to Be Rich Than Poor- So You Have Money

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -- Woody Allen