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Elaine Boozler: Breasts = Smaller Paycheck

Posted by admin on Saturday, March 18, 2017

Elayne Boosler Funny Money Quote saying The real utility of female body parts are to distinguish for the boss who gets paid less. Elayne Boosler said:

I guess that maybe breasts are the most important part of the body when you think about it, I mean without them employers just wouldn’t know who to give the smaller paychecks to
— Elayne Boosler

Lyndon B Johnson: Hot Economic Speech

Posted by admin on Thursday, March 2, 2017

Lyndon B Johnson Money Quote saying our perceptions of economic speeches is determined by our own preconceptions and personal investment in them. Lyndon B Johnson said:

Making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you, but it
never does to anyone else
— Lyndon B Johnson

Dylan Moran: Chocolate Ginger Biscuits

Posted by admin on Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Dylan Moran Money Quote saying we all understand the futility of buying love but don’t overlook the really good food that you most certainly can buy with it. Dylan Moran said:

Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits
— Dylan Moran

Cesare Pavese: In Love With Millionaire

Posted by admin on Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Cesare Pavese Money Quote saying a woman is wise to marry a rich man, but smart enough to fall in love with him before marriage. Cesare Pavese said:

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first
— Cesare Pavese

Jimmy Fallon: Who’s Giving Trump Money?

Posted by admin on Monday, January 30, 2017

Jimmy Fallon Funny Money Quote saying that donations to Donald Trump are pointless unless you expect something in return – and who would give unless they got something in return? Jimmy Fallon said:

Who is giving Donald Trump money? It’s like giving your money to a pile of money
— Jimmy Fallon

Will Rogers: Money & Women Least Known

Posted by admin on Thursday, January 19, 2017

Will Rogers Money Quote saying the most desired and least understood things in the world – everyone seeks, very few understand. Will Rogers said:

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have
— Will Rogers

Monty Python: Facility for Dealing with Rich

Posted by admin on Thursday, January 5, 2017

Monty Python Money Quote saying in a comedy sketch from December of 1970 that they have every way of extracting money from patients, including completely bankrupting them. Monty Python said:

We’ve every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases, we can perform a total cashectomy – which is total removal of all monies from the patient.
— Monty Python

Amory Lovins: Feebate, Money Word

Posted by admin on Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Quoted here: “For example, use “feebates”–a self-financing blend of fees and rebates–to encourage people to buy fuel-efficient automobiles. When you register a car, you pay a fee or get a rebate depending on its fuel efficiency; i.e., purchasers of cars that get more than 42 miles per gallon get the rebate, those who buy the guzzlers pay the fee. The fees pay for the rebates.” — Amory B. Lovins

Money Word
— Amory Lovins

Money Words – Finance Neologisms

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