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Ellen DeGeneres: 100 Years Ago Equal Pay

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Ellen Degeneres Money Quote saying in a funny variant of the protest call and response mode that we needed equal pay for men and women a century ago. Ellen Degeneres said:
 
What do we want? Equal Pay! When do we want it? 100 Years ago Quote
 

What do we want? Equal pay! When do we want it? 100 years ago
— Ellen DeGeneres

 
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Tony Kornheiser: Greedy Fingers Boycotting

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Tony Kornheiser Money Quote saying in a humor column in the Washington Post, reprinted by LA Times in 1989, poking fun at Donald Trump for shameless self promotion. Tony Kornheiser said:

Revenge of the Committee to Chop off his short greedy fingers by boycotting his hotels, casinos, resorts and self-inflating sports events, Chump de Trump
— Tony Kornheiser

Tony Kornheiser Trump Humor LA Times May 12, 1989
 
Tony Kornheiser Chop Greedy Fingers Boycotting

Matshona Dhliwayo: Money Valentine’s Day

Posted by admin on Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Funny Money Quotes: there is only one day where money can buy love – Valentine’s Day and maybe anniversaries and birthdays and Christmas. Matshona Dhliwayo said:

Money can’t buy love, except on Valentine’s Day
— Matshona Dhliwayo

 
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Money can't buy love, except on Valentine's Day Quote

Chuck Palahniuk: Rich People Toleration

Posted by admin on Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Chuck Palahniuk Money Quote saying the wealthy have financial ability to avoid all unpleasantness and imperfection, anything irritating can be avoided or escaped. Chuck Palahniuk said:

Rich people don’t like to tolerate much. Money gives you permission to just walk away from everything that isn’t pretty and perfect. You can’t put up with anything less than lovely. You spend your life running, avoiding, escaping
— Chuck Palahniuk

 
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Rich people don't like to tolerate much. Money permission to walk away from everything that isn't pretty and perfect Quote

Jane Austen: Single Good Fortune; a Wife

Posted by admin on Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Jane Austen Money Quote saying it’s generally accepted that a single rich guy is likely to be interested in finding a spouse to share his cash with. Jane Austen said:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife
— Jane Austen

 
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single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife Quote

Melanie White: Price of Christmas Stamp

Posted by admin on Monday, December 25, 2017

Melanie White Money Quote saying everyone insists that their friends and families spend on at least a Christmas card stamp to prove their value. Melanie White said:

Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp
— Melanie White

 
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Sending Christmas cards let family know they're worth the price of a stamp Quote

Dodie Smith: Marry Devil If Money

Posted by admin on Thursday, December 21, 2017

Dodie Smith Money Quote saying some women might find money enough of an attraction that they’d consider wedding Satan to access it. Dodie Smith said:

I could marry the Devil himself if he had some money
— Dodie Smith

 
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Aravind Adiga: Language of Cash

Posted by admin on Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Aravind Adiga Money Quote saying money may constitute an entirely separate language that everyone understands just by seeing it before them, without a word exchanged. Aravind Adiga said:

It’s amazing. The moment you show cash, everyone knows your language
— Aravind Adiga

 
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