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Northrop Frye: Canadians Audit Money

Posted by admin on Sunday, November 19, 2017

Northrop Frye Money Quote saying Canadian accountants are revered more in their country than rich Americans that like to make money are in theirs. Northrop Frye said:

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status
— Northrop Frye

 
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Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. Accountant social status Quote

Fats Domino: Have Ph.d, Don’t Have J.O.B.

Posted by admin on Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Fats Domino Money Quote saying lots of people have acronyms following their name without employment. Fats Domino said:

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
— Fats Domino

 
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a lot of fellows have a B.A., M.D. or Ph.D. Unfortunately they don't have a job Quote

A. H. Quiggin: Money to Economist

Posted by admin on Sunday, September 24, 2017

A.H. Quiggin Money Quote saying ask a finance scholar what is a dollar and hear his written chapter in answer. A.H. Quiggin said:

Everyone, except an economist, knows what ‘money’ means, and even an economist can describe it in the course of a chapter or so
— A.H. Quiggin

 
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Everyone Except an economist knows what money is Quote

Ezra Klein: Insurance Conglomerate Army

Posted by admin on Saturday, September 23, 2017

Ezra Klein Money Quote saying the feds seem to be a giant insurance company that is protected on all sides by a big military. Ezra Klein said:

If you look at how the federal government spends our money, it’s an insurance conglomerate protected by a large, standing army
— Ezra Klein

 
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Government organized like Insurance Conglomerate, surrounded by a large, standing army Quote

Jerry Lewis: Dual Personality Half Rate

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying it is only fair to split the bill with my other self when the doctor says there are two of us – and I agree. Jerry Lewis said:

The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, ‘Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy’
— Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis: Wealthy Famous Genius

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying the negative digs others have said about him to get a laugh and deflect further criticism – or maybe he agrees with them that he’s a smart, wealthy guy. Jerry Lewis said:

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius
— Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis: Paid for Misbehavior

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying that he is compensated for acting childish – and children are scolded for being nutty and outlandish. Jerry Lewis said:

I get paid for what most kids get punished for
— Jerry Lewis

 
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I get paid for what most kids get punished for Quote

Douglas Coupland: Money Forces Math Use

Posted by admin on Friday, August 11, 2017

Douglas Coupland Money Quote saying those not predisposed to enjoying math are in trouble when thinking about money woes, because it requires math to budget. Douglas Coupland said:

Worrying about money forces you to do endless math in your head, and most people didn’t like math in high school and they don’t like it now
— Douglas Coupland

 
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