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Jerry Lewis: Dual Personality Half Rate

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying it is only fair to split the bill with my other self when the doctor says there are two of us – and I agree. Jerry Lewis said:

The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, ‘Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy’
— Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis: Wealthy Famous Genius

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying the negative digs others have said about him to get a laugh and deflect further criticism – or maybe he agrees with them that he’s a smart, wealthy guy. Jerry Lewis said:

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius
— Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis: Paid for Misbehavior

Posted by admin on Sunday, August 20, 2017

Jerry Lewis Money Quote saying that he is compensated for acting childish – and children are scolded for being nutty and outlandish. Jerry Lewis said:

I get paid for what most kids get punished for
— Jerry Lewis

 
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Douglas Coupland: Money Forces Math Use

Posted by admin on Friday, August 11, 2017

Douglas Coupland Money Quote saying those not predisposed to enjoying math are in trouble when thinking about money woes, because it requires math to budget. Douglas Coupland said:

Worrying about money forces you to do endless math in your head, and most people didn’t like math in high school and they don’t like it now
— Douglas Coupland

 
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Worrying about money forces you to do endless math in your head, and most people don't like math Quote

Glen Campbell: Marry Girl – Takes Money

Posted by admin on Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Glen Campbell Money Quote saying after his third divorce he believed his choice in women was a financial failure for him and a win for the women who don’t love him. Glen Campbell said:

Every three years I go and marry a girl who doesn’t love me, and then she proceeds to take all my money
— Glen Campbell

 
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Every three years I marry a girl who doesn't love me and she proceeds to take all my money Quote

Bruce Springsteen: New York City Dollar

Posted by admin on Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Bruce Springsteen Money Quote saying there’s no bargain entry into the New York scene – it is full rate for everyone with no complementary passes. Bruce Springsteen said:

Lesson: In the real world, ninety-nine cents will not get you into New York City. You will need the full dollar
— Bruce Springsteen

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Lesson: In the real world, ninety-nine cents will not get you into New York City. You will need the full dollar Quote

Stephen Colbert: Yearning Tax-Free

Posted by admin on Friday, August 4, 2017

Stephen Colbert Money Quote saying in a parody of the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty that the Trump administration would prefer allowing only rich, educated immigrants rather than the downtrodden poor. Stephen Colbert said:

Give me your wealthy, your rich, your huddled M.B.A.s yearning to be tax-free. Send these, your English-speaking, fully insured, to me.
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
And lift my leg upon your filthy poor
— Stephen Colbert

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Leona Helmsley: Money Enhances a Man

Posted by admin on Thursday, July 27, 2017

Leona Helmsley Money Quote saying what makes a man more desirable to a woman – cash money, just as beauty makes a woman more desirable to men. Leona Helmsley said:

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman
— Leona Helmsley

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