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Stephen King: Answers in Their Wallet

Posted by admin on Saturday, May 20, 2017

Stephen King Money Quote saying imagine looking into your wallet when stumped by a question – might have better luck with Google. Stephen King said:

Why is it that so many people think all the answers are in their wallet?
— Stephen King

James W. Miller: In God We Trust

Posted by admin on Monday, May 8, 2017

Funny Money Quotes: Monetary catch phrase on trusting god is used on our coins and bills, which are so often used for ungodly acts and buying tools of the devil. James W. Miller said:

It’s strange that we print ‘In God We Trust’ on the back of his leading competitor
— James W. Miller

Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Can’t Buy Love

Posted by admin on Saturday, April 22, 2017

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Quote saying the folks in your life may love you more if you have things that more money can buy. Mokokoma Mokhonoana said:

Money cannot buy love But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Kanye West: Everything Not Having It

Posted by admin on Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Kanye West Money Quote saying whether you have cash or not, it’s everything, maybe… or is it? Well having is not having, so there’s that Zen aspect to it. Kanye West said:

Having money isn’t everything, not having it is
— Kanye West

Judith Martin: Teenage Taxation Mistake

Posted by admin on Sunday, April 9, 2017

Judith Martin Money Quote saying teens are not required to pay taxes, but get the benefit of partying late for 7 years of their life without tax consequences. Judith Martin said:

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don’t have to pay taxes – naturally, no one wants to live any other way
— Judith Martin

Craig Ferguson: Spiritual Bucks in Pocket

Posted by admin on Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Craig Ferguson Money Quote saying that when we have no money worries, we can turn our attention to higher purpose. Craig Ferguson said:

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket
— Craig Ferguson

Elayne Boosler: Newspapers Cut Comics

Posted by admin on Thursday, March 30, 2017

Cagle Print Reader Average Age

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Elayne Boosler Money Quote saying with quarterly profits top of mind, young people lose comic strip sections and lose interest. Elayne Boosler said:

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips
— Elayne Boosler

Dave Granlund Game Nostalgia

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Elayne Boosler: STD’s, TV Preachers

Posted by admin on Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Funny Money Quotes: rewarding them with STDs would be a good method to stop fools from donating to TV preachers. Elayne Boosler said:

Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
— Elayne Boosler

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