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Ben Strohecker: Chocolate, Everyone Smiles

Posted by admin on Friday, July 7, 2017

Ben Strohecker Money Quote saying even bankers can’t resist a smile when given chocolate. Ben Strohecker said:

Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers
— Ben Strohecker

John Fugelsang: Karma Wall Around Trump

Posted by admin on Thursday, July 6, 2017

John Fugelsang Money Quote saying Karma means reaping what you sow and the discontent Trump has sown will grow up around him and wall him in. John Fugelsang said:

Karma’s gonna build a wall around Trump and make him pay for it
— John Fugelsang

David Brenner: Misers Wonderful Ancestors

Posted by admin on Monday, July 3, 2017

David Brenner Funny Money Quote saying that living with a miser might make you feel miserable, but inheriting their miserliness might make you feel better about it later. David Brenner said:

Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors
— David Brenner

Stanley Victor Paskavich: Insurance to Die

Posted by admin on Friday, June 30, 2017

Stanley Victor Paskavich Money Quote saying we’re worth much more in insurance money if we die than what we’re worth to live when hourly wages are the measure. Stanley Victor Paskavich said:

You can get over a million dollars worth of life insurance in case you die, but only eight to ten bucks and hour to live
— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Coco Chanel: Second Best Expensive

Posted by admin on Monday, May 29, 2017

Coco Chanel Money Quote saying she agreed that the best of life is free, but the pursuit of second best things becomes extremely costly. Coco Chanel said:

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive
— Coco Chanel

Jean Rhys: Money is Coming

Posted by admin on Saturday, May 27, 2017

Jean Rhys Funny Money Quote saying the cost of a night on the town can extend in many directions for those who need fashionable entertainment. Jean Rhys said:

Now, money, for the night is coming. Money for my hair, money for my teeth, money for shoes that won’t deform my feet
— Jean Rhys

Stephen King: Answers in Their Wallet

Posted by admin on Saturday, May 20, 2017

Stephen King Money Quote saying imagine looking into your wallet when stumped by a question – might have better luck with Google. Stephen King said:

Why is it that so many people think all the answers are in their wallet?
— Stephen King

James W. Miller: In God We Trust

Posted by admin on Monday, May 8, 2017

Funny Money Quotes: Monetary catch phrase on trusting god is used on our coins and bills, which are so often used for ungodly acts and buying tools of the devil. James W. Miller said:

It’s strange that we print ‘In God We Trust’ on the back of his leading competitor
— James W. Miller

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