Funny Money Quotes


This site is not going to thell you how to make money - However, we have gathered great finance and money related quotes here for your pleasure and hope you enjoy them. Just click "Refresh" or Reload your browser to see a new Money Quote and a new Pike Financial Cartoon below it!

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"It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." -- Groucho Marx

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Find Money Quotes Here: Search Money Quotations from the Rich, Powerful & Famous - Politicians, Comedians, Bankers, Investors and Celebrities have said some outrageous, sometimes hilarious or clueless things about money. You can even see biblical money quotes by searching below.


GOBankingRates surveyed 5,003 U.S. adults, asking, “What do you think about most?” The following responses were offered for selection:

  • 26.4% - Money
  • 26.2% - Work
  • 17% - Health and fitness
  • 14% - Love life
  • 9.6% - Vacationing
  • 7% - Politics
  • 34% - Other stuff

Download: What Americans Think About Most (White Paper)

Do you love hearing what has been said about money? Here are funny money quotes by smart, well known and (usually very well-off) politicians, celebrities, writers, philosophers, comedians, CEO's, investors, philanthopists and billionaires and sometimes bible money quotes.

It's time to lighten up on the subject a little and we offer money jokes, money cartoons, funny money quotations and money trivia to bring out the lighter side of the hushed and hallowed halls of financialdom.

Google Trends Measures interest in the query "Money" from 2004 through 2015. Interestingly - Google suggest says "Money Laundering" is a topic many are looking for.

The most popular query as of August 2015 is "Money, Money, Money" as if searchers can't get enough of it.

The first result when you do that Money, Money, Money query at Google is the 1976 Performance by Abba of their song of the same name. Here is what you hear in that song:

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man’s world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man’s world

You can buy that music here if you like: ABBA - Gold: Greatest Hits